OH. MY. BAST!!!
Fellow kittehs, I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!
I was sleeping and the next thing I knowed there was a bright light and then something was thrown over mine head and I was beamed up to the mothership. They gived me some nice warm gooshy foods and then I felled asleep for like elebenty nine days. I think they PROBED me. I doesn't know that for certain. But I 'amember waking up a few times wrapped up in a fuzzy purple thing and being slobbered on. The aliens were all talking about me and saying things like "he's just the perfect snack size" and "he knows too much already". Then I was awake in mine own ham-mick and Miles and Billy and Nicky were all standing around me. It was weerd. But the nayborhood aliens are being su-spish-a-ly quiet this week. I think they know that I know all about them and their mission. I need to take a nap now and try to 'amember more. It seems that I can only 'amember when I'm sleeping.
Miles - ::SHHHHHHHH:: ok so here's the scoop - Sammy wandered into Auntie Ellen's room and falled asleep on her fuzzy purple blankie and she wrapped him up in it. Then she put on the animal channel on the tv and it was a show about woofies and they was all yapping. he waked up a couple of times and auntie ellen gived him kissies and he wented back to sleep. then the rest of us all jumped all over the bed playing and he was rolling all around and we jumped on him and rolled around on him and stuff. so he gotted down and walked 6 steps to where his ham-mick is and wented back to sleep. he shur has weerd dreams. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...