Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Wacky Wild Wednesday

SAMMY


OH. MY. BAST!!!

Fellow kittehs, I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!

I was sleeping and the next thing I knowed there was a bright light and then something was thrown over mine head and I was beamed up to the mothership.  They gived me some nice warm gooshy foods and then I felled asleep for like elebenty nine days.  I think they PROBED me.  I doesn't know that for certain.  But I 'amember waking up a few times wrapped up in a fuzzy purple thing and being slobbered on. The aliens were all talking about me and saying things like "he's just the perfect snack size" and "he knows too much already".  Then I was awake in mine own ham-mick and Miles and Billy and Nicky were all standing around me.  It was weerd.  But the nayborhood aliens are being su-spish-a-ly quiet this week.  I think they know that I know all about them and their mission.  I need to take a nap now and try to 'amember more.  It seems that I can only 'amember when I'm sleeping. 


Miles - ::SHHHHHHHH::  ok so here's the scoop - Sammy wandered into Auntie Ellen's room and falled asleep on her fuzzy purple blankie and she wrapped him up in it.  Then she put on the animal channel on the tv and it was a show about woofies and they was all yapping.  he waked up a couple of times and auntie ellen gived him kissies and he wented back to sleep.  then the rest of us all jumped all over the bed playing and he was rolling all around and we jumped on him and rolled around on him and stuff.  so he gotted down and walked 6 steps to where his ham-mick is and wented back to sleep.  he shur has weerd dreams.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

12 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh sammie pie! you are a silly wrabbit!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Prancer Pie said...

Wow, Sammy, we wants sum of the nip that you're getting!

William said...

Sammy, I believe you. Aliens are EVERYWHERE!

Meowers from Missouri said...

whut a drefful asperience! we hopes they din't probe ennything!!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Yikes!

By the way, Sammy, our neighbour cat, Basha, has his very own tractor! He sleeps on the seat most days...

Purrs,
The Chans

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my goodness how scary! But was the fuzzy purple comfy?
Benny & Lily

Shaggy and Scout said...

Beware! Auntie Ellen might be an aliun too. Have you checked for a third eye?

The Cat From Hell said...

Aliens! Yes! Aunties is Aliens! Me KNOWS THIS! My auntie Laurie and Diana is aliens...
Kisses
Nellie

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, if you said you were abducted by aliens, we believe you no matter what Miles says.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Poor Sammy!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hee hee hee, dem was more like nitemeers.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We thought maybe you were put in the PTU and had to go to the v-e-t place. Thank goodness that wasn't the case!

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS