Here is the Meezer whatever Miles report
The Foods Report - no french toast. but i did get ham and pulled pork. but no french toast.
The what did Billy do report - since it's getting cold he is just laying around like a lump in the ham-micks. no running outside.
The what did Nicky do report - his new trick is to sit on the coffee table right in front of the mom so she cannot see the talking picture box. Then she hollers at him and he just stares at her. MOL
The syko report by our resident syko head job Sam: Thank you ho-ho hips. Well, the mothership did not land on Halloween - but the aliens were going NUTS with all of the sticky people running around. It must have been like a moving buffet for them. The sticky people must have looked nice and joocy. The next door aliens let their sticky little one year old out - maybe they need him to get fatter on the candy. After discussion with the mom, she agreed to hand out only one little piece of candy and glow sticks to the little people - they love glow sticks. so they were happy with the mom. We, on the other hand, are not happy with the Mom. But puddin head will tell you all about that. Back to you!!
::SIGH:: - so the mom had surgery last friday on her belleh and now she's cranky. "get off my stomach fatso" "stop walking on my stomach blobbo" come on, you weigh a ton and it hurts my stomach lard butt". It's very hurtful for her to call me and Billy and Sammy all of those names. and Wednesday she goes to another people v-e-t to see about a 2nd surgery on her belleh. She's a MESS. I think that it's about time for a new the mom - one who is not falling apart. I guess I will have to start searching the innernets.
That is the Meezer whatever day Miles report for today.
Please send French Toast 'afore I faint.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...