Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report on Tuesday

MILES

Here is the Meezer whatever Miles report 

The Foods Report - no french toast.  but i did get ham and pulled pork.  but no french toast. 

The what did Billy do report - since it's getting cold he is just laying around like a lump in the ham-micks.  no running outside.  

The what did Nicky do report - his new trick is to sit on the coffee table right in front of the mom so she cannot see the talking picture box.  Then she hollers at him and he just stares at her.  MOL

The syko report by our resident syko head job Sam:   Thank you ho-ho hips.  Well, the mothership did not land on Halloween - but the aliens were going NUTS with all of the sticky people running around.  It must have been like a moving buffet for them.  The sticky people must have looked nice and joocy.  The next door aliens let their sticky little one year old out - maybe they need him to get fatter on the candy.  After discussion with the mom, she agreed to hand out only one little piece of candy and glow sticks to the little people - they love glow sticks.  so they were happy with the mom.  We, on the other hand, are not happy with the Mom.  But puddin head will tell you all about that.  Back to you!!

::SIGH:: - so the mom had surgery last friday on her belleh and now she's cranky.  "get off my stomach fatso" "stop walking on my stomach blobbo" come on, you weigh a ton and it hurts my stomach lard butt".  It's very hurtful for her to call me and Billy and Sammy all of those names.  and Wednesday she goes to another people v-e-t to see about a 2nd surgery on her belleh.  She's a MESS.  I think that it's about time for a new the mom - one who is not falling apart.  I guess I will have to start searching the innernets.  

That is the Meezer whatever day Miles report for today.  

Please send French Toast 'afore I faint. 

15 comments:

Meowers from Missouri said...

dear furriends--we has sent you a email package that we hopes will help you out! an' try to be kind to yer momladyperson; humans ain't like us, what can get stitched up an' jump up onna table the next day (efen if we ain't spos'd to). they are, as you haf found, wimpy critters who needs time to "recover" from bein' cutted open an' haffin' their innards rummaged through. sorry, that's the way it is.

George The Duck and the HotMBC Kittehs said...

I will look up on tha innernets how to fix you french toasts reely fast. I come ofur and purr wif you on the Mom (legs) too. I is on mah way!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. We'll come purr on/near/over/under her too. George only weighs 3 ounces, maybe he could sit on her. ~Your bud Pepi, the rest of the Hotties and George

meowmeowmans said...

Sorry you didn't get any french toast, Miles. Ham and pulled pork are good, but they are not french toast. That is for sure. We sure hope the mom's belleh feels better soon!

Shaggy and Scout said...

We hope her belleh is getting all better. We truly believe it would be hard to replace her because no one else would put up with all of you!

ABBY said...

OH dear we are sorry your Momma had to have surgery. WE will begin our purrs.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

now boys didn't i tell you to be nice to the mom person? hmmmm? i mean it!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

pee ess: don't tell but if you get in a box and come here i'll make you french toast and corn...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Um, maybe if you all stop annoying your mom while she is trying to heal (get well, Meezer Mom!), she would make you some French toast. It's worth a try. If it doesn't work, you can bounce on her.

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your mum heals well and is soon feeling better. In the mean time, keep off her belleh!

The Cat From Hell said...

Purrhaps if yous treats your Mommy really good and does not walk on her tummy she will makes yous french toasts!
Kisses
Nellie

Chesney Cats said...

We feel your pain...our mama had surgery on her belleh 2 years ago & you would've thought she was dyin the way she carried on. Then 2 months ago she had surgery on her leg & she's still whinin about that! Good luck findin a new mom, we're still lookin & ain't found one yet.

Mama's sendin prayers that your mom feels better soon.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

We hope your Mom feels a lot better soon. In fact, we're sure she too would feel better of she had some French toast!

Purrs,
The Chans

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Well we hope your Mom heals quickly. But we have to agree, name calling is not necessary.

GTnCo said...

We hope your mom is feeling better soon!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We been thinking back on recent food reports. Do you EVER get French Toast annymore? Mebbe we missed it...

Derby, Ducky said...

Mum recommends a pillow on top of the belleh for your mum. It helps protect it. It worked for her last spring when Ducky wanted to walk all over mum after her surgery.

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS