Monday, November 12, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - will I ever get french toast again? I haf forgotten what it taste like.  Oh I did get baloney and bacon and some real live dead shrimp 

The what did Billy do - well he ranned outside on Saturday night and got slobbered on by the naybor's woofie

The what did Nicky do report - well the mom gotted mad at him jumping on her owie incision on her belleh, and also opening the insulin fridge.  but then she says "oh you're so cute I can't stay mad".  BAH.  Today is Nicky's purrfday - HAPPY PURRFDAY NICKY

The psycho report by syko sam - OH MY BAST.  Billy had ALIEN DROOL all ofur him the other night.  HE GOTTED SLIMED!! It was GROSS.  now his head stinks.  he thought it was funny.  I thought the alien was going to EAT him.  UGH. 
Back to you cupcake hips. 

well the mom is going back to werk in her office this week, so no more stealing her lunches.  Oh, I mean having lunch with her.  MOL. 

24 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man, no more lunches? That is so wrong...

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Can we SEND you a French Toast? Where can we buy one? Is it a part of a French Chicken?

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

Slimed. Ack. Sorry about no French Toast. I didn't get any either. That srsly sux. But I'm glad your the mom is feeling well enough to go back to werk.

(A)FSS and Alasandra said...

Happy Birthday Nicky.

Glad your Mom is feeling better. Better luck getting French Toast next time.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

STILL no French Toast? That is so wrong! #1 says when you do eventually get some, could you shout out to her as she'll join you.

Purrs,
The Chans

The Furry Kids said...

Dawg drool is gross. Believe me, I know.

Happy Happy Happy Purrthday, Nicky!

~EG

Prancer Pie said...

Happy Purrfday to Nicky! We are glad to hear the Mommy is doing well. Sorry bout the lunches, but Thanksgiving will be here soon. Lots of good chances for stealing!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

feel better the mom!

(that way she can make you some french toasts! ha!)

*smooch*

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Meowers from Missouri said...

we's glad the momladyperson is feelin' better enuf to go to werk (we bet that pounce on her insizzon convinced her). nitro sez the best way to get dog drool off is to lay down onna carpet an' scoot yerself along until the drool's all wore off. since he's the dbd's faverite playtoy, he should know;-)

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

SLIMED???!!! Yuck!

Happy Purrthday Nicky!

Katnip Lounge said...

Dog drool!?!

::shudders::

HAPPY BIRFFDAY, NICKY!!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL, Doggy germs!
Benny & Lily

Karen said...

Happy Birthday Nicky!

George The Duck and the HotMBC Kittehs said...

Come to my house Miles and I will makes MOmmy make you frech toasts.
Purrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

HAPPY PURRTHDAY NICKY!
Alla Us Hotties & George

ABBY said...

We are all so glad your Mom is better!!!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Sammy. Hope your mom is feeling much better, though how she's supposed to heal with you three guys around is a mystery.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Someday when you least expect it, we bet you will get french toast! Sadly, we don't know when someday is :/
But, you got a slimed Billy!!!
Yeah, not the same,heehee
Happy Birthday Nicky!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you has fun,fun,fun!!!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

FURKIDSMOM said...

Ick....woofie slime!

The Florida Furkids

Derby, Ducky said...

No fun if you don't have lunches to steal. Mum hasn't eaten french toast in ages. You are making her drool.

The Island Cats said...

Miles, we've never had french toast...we think we're really missing out on something.

Happy Birthday to Nicky!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Happy purrthday Nicky! We hasn't hadded french toast fur awhile neither. We think these mom's is getting way to lazy. Sorry about the no lunch thing, maybe teach Nicky how to open da big frijerater.

The Cat From Hell said...

Its Nicky's Purrfday er Birthday!?! Me will sing the birthday song!
Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*
¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Dear NICKY!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥

Too bad about the French toast and the lunches
Kisses
Nellie

Oui Oui said...

I will teach you how to do math! Hit any key on the puter and its the right one. Its that easy. I don't know why the peeps sweat it so much.

Sorry, we didn't know your mom had surgery. We hope she is feeling better. If she won't let you jump up & down on her, then try walking on her with hard, knobby feets. We'll purr for your the mom. Our mom had some surgery too, but just a little. She also found out she's diabetic and that just sucks.

Eric and Flynn said...

OMC! Slimed by alien drool! YUK!!!
Belated Happy Birthday Nicky! We are sorry we are late. It's our mum's fault not giving us our compooter time.

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