Monday, November 26, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Post Thanksgiving Miles report for today

FOODS REPORT:  Well, I HADDED TO STEAL TURKEY.  (mom: uh Miles, you have awful table manners and you didn't wait until you were offered any).  HUMPH, the mom LIES.  She was NOT going to offer me any.  Like she wasn't going to offer me any FRENCH TOAST on Saturday.  Except instead of yummy yummy egg and banilla stuff and warm maply syrup, it hadded marmarlard on it.  and it was not gooshy like french toast (mom: um Miles, it wasn't french toast,  it was just TOAST, no French on it).  I did like the squash we hadded wif sauage on it.  (mom: again, you did not wait until it was offered you just slapped your paw in it while I was looking for my napkin).  Oh and 'afore you all think I don't haf ANY table manners, the mom does not eat at the table.  she eats on the cowch. 

The What did Billy do report - well the mom THINKED he gotted out and she was all hysterical and efurryfing, but he was just laying there in his ham-mick looking at her like she was nutso.  and she is.

The what did Nicky do report - not much  he was akhually a GOOD boy

The whack-o syko report by syko sam:  well Miles, i'd rather be syko than some silly cat who falls for the ham in the box trip then passes out and ends up tied to a bunch of people floating around new york city.  I guess that just means you have a lot of gas.  and you do.  and bad breaf.  your breaf is really bad.  (miles: uh, whack job, are you going to talk about the aliens or are you just going to insult me?)  um, I think i'm just going to insult you.  fudgesickle thighs. 

well, that's enough of that.  Time for a nap. That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Maybe I'll crawl into the majik ham box again. 

18 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You know I actually got some turkey. I was so surprised I almost didn't know to eat it...

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Stolen foods taste better. Don't let Mom trick you.

Prancer Pie said...

We has to agree wif Ayla, Iza, and Marley. It does taste better and you get the added benefit of a little exercise! HaHaMeow!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Your mom can't fault yoor table manners if der is no table involved. Are your thighs really made of fujical? I dey are yoo hafta watch out fur our mom cuz she will eat dem.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Well, sometimes you have to use somewhat...forceful... techniques to get your due. Although it sounds like French Toast is still lacking!

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh i eat on the cowch too! you could come here and help me eat!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxooxoxxo

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dog, we are so glad you got to steal the turkey
Benny & Lily

ABBY said...

Happy Monday guys!!

MOL

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoapuff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Katnip Lounge said...

Marmalard!?! That sounds tasty!

Max said...

Well, if the food is there and no one is offering, and you're not sure you're gonna get some...you kinda HAVE to take it. And eating on the couch = kitty gets to grab a pawful. That's the LAW.

Eric and Flynn said...

we always thought that eating on the couch means the food is for sharing.

Derby, Ducky said...

Sorry you still didn't get any french toast.

William said...

If you don't get stuff offered before anything else happens, then you JUST HAVE TO STEAL IT. That's what I say.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Yup, we also agree that stolen food taste better!!!!! Besides, if she is on the couch...
That magic ham box sounds quite interesting ;)
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

The Island Cats said...

It sounds like you ate pretty good, Miles.

meowmeowmans said...

Miles, we understand, pal. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?

michico*Adan said...

Stealing Turkey sounds a great things!!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Patches sure liked the turkey!
Me & Scout don't though. Only canned for us! -Shaggy

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