MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Post Thanksgiving Miles report for today
FOODS REPORT: Well, I HADDED TO STEAL TURKEY. (mom: uh Miles, you have awful table manners and you didn't wait until you were offered any). HUMPH, the mom LIES. She was NOT going to offer me any. Like she wasn't going to offer me any FRENCH TOAST on Saturday. Except instead of yummy yummy egg and banilla stuff and warm maply syrup, it hadded marmarlard on it. and it was not gooshy like french toast (mom: um Miles, it wasn't french toast, it was just TOAST, no French on it). I did like the squash we hadded wif sauage on it. (mom: again, you did not wait until it was offered you just slapped your paw in it while I was looking for my napkin). Oh and 'afore you all think I don't haf ANY table manners, the mom does not eat at the table. she eats on the cowch.
The What did Billy do report - well the mom THINKED he gotted out and she was all hysterical and efurryfing, but he was just laying there in his ham-mick looking at her like she was nutso. and she is.
The what did Nicky do report - not much he was akhually a GOOD boy
The whack-o syko report by syko sam: well Miles, i'd rather be syko than some silly cat who falls for the ham in the box trip then passes out and ends up tied to a bunch of people floating around new york city. I guess that just means you have a lot of gas. and you do. and bad breaf. your breaf is really bad. (miles: uh, whack job, are you going to talk about the aliens or are you just going to insult me?) um, I think i'm just going to insult you. fudgesickle thighs.
well, that's enough of that. Time for a nap. That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
Maybe I'll crawl into the majik ham box again.
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
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You know I actually got some turkey. I was so surprised I almost didn't know to eat it...
Stolen foods taste better. Don't let Mom trick you.
We has to agree wif Ayla, Iza, and Marley. It does taste better and you get the added benefit of a little exercise! HaHaMeow!
Your mom can't fault yoor table manners if der is no table involved. Are your thighs really made of fujical? I dey are yoo hafta watch out fur our mom cuz she will eat dem.
Well, sometimes you have to use somewhat...forceful... techniques to get your due. Although it sounds like French Toast is still lacking!
Purrs,
The Chans
oh i eat on the cowch too! you could come here and help me eat!!!
smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxooxoxxo
Oh my dog, we are so glad you got to steal the turkey
Benny & Lily
Happy Monday guys!!
MOL
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoapuff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Marmalard!?! That sounds tasty!
Well, if the food is there and no one is offering, and you're not sure you're gonna get some...you kinda HAVE to take it. And eating on the couch = kitty gets to grab a pawful. That's the LAW.
we always thought that eating on the couch means the food is for sharing.
Sorry you still didn't get any french toast.
If you don't get stuff offered before anything else happens, then you JUST HAVE TO STEAL IT. That's what I say.
Yup, we also agree that stolen food taste better!!!!! Besides, if she is on the couch...
That magic ham box sounds quite interesting ;)
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie
It sounds like you ate pretty good, Miles.
Miles, we understand, pal. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Stealing Turkey sounds a great things!!
Patches sure liked the turkey!
Me & Scout don't though. Only canned for us! -Shaggy
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