Wednesday, December 19, 2012

An oldie but a goodie....


6 years ago, my furriends Grr, Midnight, and Cocoa challenged me to make up a chrissymouse song about Ham, to the tune of Jingle Bells (it was to raise $ for a sick cb kitty at the time).  Well, I did, and it has become a inter-nash-a-nul phe-nom-a-nom (mmmmm noms).  (Sammy's note: if by international you mean more than you remembers that you efen writed it, then, maybe. )

::clears throat:: Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, here it is, by popular demand (Sammy's note: if by popular demand you mean you trying to call radio stashuns and request somefing that was nefur recorded...) ::jumps on Sammy and takes him down::................

::ahem:: here is 

Hammy Smells 

Dashing frough the house
on my four furry feet
mommy's at the cold box
getting me a treat

On my feets I run
For a treat that is YUM YUM
I can't wait to get it
into my tum-tum


Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells so fine
and the taste
oh my gosh
it is so deeeeeeeeee-vine

City Ham
Country Ham
dices cubes and slices
salty good
piggy good
tastes better than mices


Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

miles i think the plural of mice is not mices but meese! bwahahaha

smiles, auntie bee

pee ess: sammy pie whap something please!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Angel brandi must have loved that one! She loved hamm too!
I bet she's singing along over the Bridge!

Meowers from Missouri said...

dudes, this is too, too splendid. mommer din't get to read blogs until last night, but inna mornin' she tole us she was gonna email youse an' request "hammy smells"!!! HOW COOL IS YOUR TIMING?! thank you!

The Cat From Hell said...

Now THAT is a classic Catmas Carol!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ah the classics are always the best, aren't they?

William said...

Deliciously good!

::great, now I want HAM::

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I love your song! And I've never even had ham!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

That's a goodie indeed! We're going to be packing up your prize today so we can mail it out to you!

The Chans

Pretinha said...

Gostamos da sua composição!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Mom is trying to sing
Benny & Lily

Tillie and Georgia said...

There! Now it's official,
Christmas is almost here!!!!!
WOOT!! Thanks Miles :)

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

ABBY said...

Oh Sammy that is a classic!!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman from you adoring tiny tuxie princess

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Ham vs Mices? Thats a tough choice. Ham tastes great, but mousies have crunchy parts.

meowmeowmans said...

That is totally a classic, Miles! Thanks for getting us in the holiday spirit! :)

Shaggy and Scout said...

We need to dig our ditty up...Ours was to Jingle Bells.

Prancer Pie said...


Eric and Flynn said...

We remember it too! We will be singing it every day now.

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