Monday, December 10, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report:  Scrambled eggs, and hamburger (I still doesn't know why it's HAM burger when it has NO HAM in it)

The what did Billy do report - He ranned outside when it was wet, and then he putted his wet feets all ofur the mom's face when she picked him up to bring him inside.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - his new thing is to sit on the coffee table right in front of the mom so she cannot see the talking pikshur box

The whacko-syko report by syko sam:  thanks eclair thighs:   so, it's been cold and rainy and the aliens have been quiet.  too quiet  it's like they're all gone.  But i know they're not.  I look out the slidy door and see them  And they just stare at me.  It's furry scairty.  It's like they look at me and try to figure out what kind of soup make out of me.  i don't like it one bit.  i think they ate all their people and are now hungry.  i think i'll go hide unner the bed. 
back to you pudding gut. 

::SIGH:: - some day he will wake up on this planet and realize he's just weird. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

13 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

So did I tell you about Hamaggedon? Doesn't it sound wonderful? It's happening here in Seattle.

Max said...

Ahhhahahahahahahahahahaha! Way to go Billy! Well, WTG about the wet paws on the Mom's face, not about going outside...

Two French Bulldogs said...

You never failed to make us laugh. Billy tanned outside, BOL
Benny & Lily

Meowers from Missouri said...

*sigh* we wishes we led an acitin' life like youse guys. all we efur do is eat, sleep, an' beat each ofur up!

Prancer Pie said...

Great report, Miles! Billy better be careful, Sandy Claws is watchin. MOl!

Katnip Lounge said...

Billy's gotta dry his paws off somewhere.

Cole Cat said...

We loved this report, especially Tessa who tattles...er, reports on everything! Your house sounds fun! Purrs...from the crew at Colehauscats.com

FURKIDSMOM said...

We were going to post a commment but saw Chey's comment and are mesmerized.....Hamaggedon??????

::::FAINTS:::::

The Florida Furkids

ABBY said...

Another great reeeport Miles.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Shaggy and Scout said...

Scouty ranned outside in the snow storm too and we have a picture of the guilty little cat at our blog. Busted!! He's been talking to Billy again hasn't he?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

What, no french toast? M'Gee ranned from da open door! He said it was way cold out der.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Sometimes Tillie puts her feet in Moms face,but they are not wet. They are cold and dirty though, heehee
Maybe aliens cannot handle the cold ;)
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

The Island Cats said...

That Billy needs to get some boots if he's gonna run outside when it's wet!

Meezer Monday

MILES Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care.  She doesn't feed me good food...