Monday, December 17, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The V-E-T report: Well grammie gotted sick on Friday and hadded to go to the people hospital, so WE didn't go to the v-e-t.  Then the bad bad thing happened in Connectcat and the mom was all sad.  All of us were going to go to the v-e-t on Saturday, but the mom only taked Billy and Nicky.  Supposedly Me (the pee king) and Sammy (fraidy cat) are supposed to go this coming saturday  we will see about that. 

The Foods Report:  chick-hen and some ham.  that's it.  it kind of suked.

The What did Billy do report-  HAHAHAHAHA the v-e-t said Billy is TOO FAT and has to go on a DIET. wait, what? we ALL haf to eat diet foods?  DARN IT BILLY why did you ruin it for all of us!!!  Oh, and he's back on steer-oids for his breathing prollems, and the v-e-t was not happy that his bad eye is all cloudy now.  He may haf to haf it removed.

The what did Nicky do report - He HISSED when the v-e-t stabbed him.  But he's NOT FAT so it's NOT FAIR that he has to eat diet foods too. 

The alien report - here is syko scarity cat Sam - ok, well, um, once I heard that I was going to haf to go to the v-e-t I teleported to Auntie Bee's and hid wif her  So I didn't get any alien news for today.  Back to you twinkie thighs. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

18 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We hope your Grammie is okay!

Prancer Pie said...

Purrs for your Grammie. We hopes the rest of the VET visits are ok, too. Have a great Monday! xoxo

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I hope your grammie is okay! It is always nice to get out of a vet visit, but not that way. :-(

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

All'a the G's have to have prescription foods on account of Gandalf's FLUTD... so we empathize with you on the diet foods. Bugger about Billy's eye, but comfort and good health is very important. Prayers and purrs for your Grammie, honey pies!

And we bet Auntie Bee gave you some nommy bits to comfort you! ;-)

Tillie and Georgia said...

Big purrs for your Grammie and also in case you and Sammy do go to the Vet!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie the whole condo is redone just for you and me, hide in the closet this time, they'll nefer find you there! plus - i haf HAM!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxxooxoxoxo

Meowers from Missouri said...

it was a sad, sad weekend fur us, too. we din't do much an' mommer an' dad went to bisit granpaw inna nursin'home, then came right home.

we sure purrs that yer grammie gets mo' bettah soon!

sammie--whattaya gonna call miles when the twinkies are all gone???

Christine and FAZ said...

Tell Billy that there is no such thing as too fat in a cat in my opinion. Seasons greetings from me and Birks. FAZ

Katnip Lounge said...

We think if Billy has to lose an eye he should get to keep his thighs. Only fair. We hope he'll be OK, though!

And purrs for your Grammie. xx

Cole Cat said...

Wow, that's a lot to report on! Sending purrs for gramma and Billy and everything else except the diet foods. Ugh. Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com

Eric and Flynn said...

We are sending purrs for your Grammie, and for Billy with his bad eye.

ABBY said...

Oh dear Billy we is purrin furrs yoo.
Hope your Grammie is doing better.
We sure hope your V-e-t visit is A-OK too.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie tornado
Abby

Derby, Ducky said...

Wow lots going on at your place. First, purrs for Grammie that she will get all better. Billy, not good news with the eye, we hopes all will be OK, sorry about the diet.

Nothing special foodwise here either.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Billy you gotta tell them it's muscle
Benny & Lily

Shaggy and Scout said...

Those d-i-e-t things are no fun. We feel for all of you!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Um, about "The Foods Report: chick-hen and some ham. that's it. it kind of suked"

Are you KIDDING? We would love both at the same time...

The Island Cats said...

Oh man, Billy! Maybe you should run outside more to work off the weight! Nah...that probably isn't such a good idea.

Jade, Myst and Blackie said...

Purrs for Grammie...

Billy - you might not remember our sister Ghost who is at Rainbow Bridge but she had to have eye removed. She was much happier without it cause it kept getting infected and hurting her.

Nicky - do you want to come eat here & watch birdies with me ~ Myst

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