Friday, March 30, 2012

Occupy The Kitchen

MILES

We are occupying the kitchen - the spot in front of the cold box.  There's an ENTIRE TURKEY in there as well as HAM.  Niptinis are on the counter, and there's really cold milk in the cold box.  I've got mine bib on and I's ready to go!!!

 

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Yoga Thursday

SAMMY

We are doing yoga today

Here I am doing "fish pose"

Here is Miles doing "downward licking tail" pose

Miles again doing a "Q with a half twist" (those of you who know Monty Q and his contest will know this pose)
 Billy doing "upward facing the dog" pose (this is Maxx, Billy's bestest furriend that we dog sit)
 Me doing :shrimp with a half twist"
 Billy doing "upward facing shrimp" pose

Nicky doing "closed shrimp" pose
 Nicky doing "long hot dog" pose


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Wanted: A new The Mom

MILES

Wanted: A new The Mom

Requirements: 
Must like HAM
Must like FRENCH TOAST
Must MAKE FRENCH TOAST on a weekly basis
Must like to have kitties laying on her lap, face, head, chest and bladder
Must not have the following diseases: The Shingles, The Creeping Crud or Allergies
Must remember to keep the crunchy bowl filled at all times
Must remember to scoop the litterboxes each time one of us uses them
Must stay home and not drive 90 miles one way to werk
Must like eye boogers where they are 
Must NOT run the sucky monster - ever

Must never say "this is too spicy and it will light your butt on fire" 
Must NOT be on "nootra-system" 
Must always keep a supply of stinky goodness and NOT run out


In trade you will receive: 


A sneezy, wheezy, cranky, rash-y, scratchy, teeny bladder, forgetful, spicy food loving, eye booger hating, used The Mom. 

 

Monday, March 26, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today ::looks around::

The Foods Report - ham, and meatballs. 

The What did Billy do report - the mom says she's just going to attach a bun-gee to his tail so that he will just bounce back inside.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - he tipped ofur a bunch of candlesticks on the buffet table.  The mom was NOT HAPPY.

The alien report by whacko Sam-o - the aliens were out alot in the warm weather last week, but now that it's cold again i hopes they stay inside - they give me a headache.  Plus I think that Miles told them to eat me.  I doesn't want to get eated by a alien.  Back to you jello hips.

::looks around again:: - ok so the mom burned ALL the empty boxes in the house.  I hopes that we doesn't get any more.  i's sick of getting shoved in them. 

The mom report: The mom has "shingles".  I looked at her and aside of a really ugly rash on her leg, she doesn't look like anything is wrong wif her- I doesn't see shingles stapled to her.  She says they're painful.  i say she's faking it.  I mean, what human would put shingles on themselfs?

Oh, and happy 'lated purrfday to our the dad (dad man lady person in Billy's case).  He was ::coughcougholdcoughcough:: yesterday.  MOL 

Friday, March 23, 2012

Occupy the Bed weekend

SAMMY

We  has a queen size bed and the queen will not be allowed in all weekend.  Come join me!!


 

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Pwease?????

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Can ME pwease go owt??? PWEASE???? LOOKIT HOW KYOOT ME IS??? PWEASE?? OWT????



NO???? Then ME will punch you!!!!

OR better yet, ME will ship Miles off somewhere

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Whiney Wednesday

MILES

Deer The Mom

Please stop ordering stuff that the man in the bloo / brown shorts has to deliver. Once you get your stuff out of the boxes I has to hide so that I does not get thrown IN the boxes and then sent off to somewhere (like down the stairs or off the couch).  It's furry tiring hiding all the time.  

Oh, and please leave mine eye boogers alone.  I cannot stress this enough.  I likes them where they are.  

Love With Love Fondly Sincerely Yours Trooly
Poosie 

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I's going ofur to Billy's blog to ::shake shake shake shake shake shake shake mine booty::

Monday, March 19, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monda Mil................ HEY, AWW COME ON BILLY, WHY DID YOU SHOVE ME IN THIS BO.........OOOOO HAM!!!!!!!!  ::NOMNOMNOM::

Here is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT

The Foods Report - ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!

The What did Billy do report - ME is a GOOD BOY.  ME likes to RUNRUNRUN OUTSIDE.  ME RANNEDRANNEDRANNED and maded the mom lady person YELLYELLYELL and RUNRUNRUN after me.  She is trying to lose blubber so ME is helping her!!!!

The what did Nicky do report - MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!! but it was SAMMY that whapped the alarm clock into the mom's head while she was sleeping.

THE WOOFIE REPORT - BY ME!!!!! ME LOVES WOOFIES AND THEY IS NOT ALIENS SAMMY!!! ME gotted to bisit wif MAXX too.  ME LOVES HIM.  Oh Sammy, the "aliens" say they is coming to EAT YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

DON'T FORGET THAT ME IS DANCING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT for today

Friday, March 16, 2012

Occupy the living room

SAMMY

We are occupying the living room this weekend- where the big slidy door is and lots of fresh air and good sniffs.  Who would like to join us? (oh there's a fully stocked bar and fridgerfrator too)

Thursday, March 15, 2012

WOW

MILES

I gotted some REAL LIVE DEAD CANNED SHRIMPSAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD the mom FINALLY gotted a different laptop.  So she saided next week we can start bisiting more again!!!!

YEAH BABY!!!!! (pssstt - hey the mom, you cannot see all the way to mine tail from the inside.  Liar)
 

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What the heck Wednesday

MILES

Come on people (and by people I mean the idiots, um morons, uh others who are mine brofurs).  Why does you all keep hollering at me and trying to shove me in boxes and stuff? I's sorry I's cranky alot.  The mom is not paying enuf attenshuns to me.  I's starving to deth 'acuase there's not french toasts around here.  The mom is sick and bizzy and it suks.  Sammy's a 'tenshun ho, Nicky is a spazzmo and Billy is houdini.  Where does that leave me? I has to do SOMEFING to get her attenshun.  Whining is the only way I knows how. 

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Well, Miles is mad at me 'acause I did his report yesterday.  Oh well, I bit his butt too. 

Swing on ofur to mine FAVORITE BROFUR's blog and DANCEDANCEDANCE

I promise not to bite any butts

Monday, March 12, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Here is the Meezer Monday NICKY report for today.  Miles is gorging himself on some ham unner the bed that he stealed from mommy's plate. 

The Foods Report - well Miles gotted HAM.  LOTS of ham.  He stealed it.  I gotted a bite of ham and it was good but i doesn't really like people foods except for gravy

The What Did Billy do report- Houdini!! He's HOUDINI - he gotted out elebenty twelve times this weekend! 

The what did Nicky do report - hey- what did I do? I doesn't do anything wrong! I's perfect.  I likes to run around like mine butt's on fire, and I like to bite Sammy in the butt too.  And then I crawl up on mommy's lap and look all innocent and she doesn't holler at me or nothin!!

The Alien report by Sammy - Thanks butt biter.  The aliens were out in force over the weekend.  I was expecting the mother ship, but it never showed up.  They were all very noisy too.  Maxx was here all weekend and HE was joining in on the noise, and he would not tell me what was being said, so I's very afraid that they think I know what's going on and are going to eat me or something.  I have no idea what's going on, but I's going to hide unner the bed so they won't eat me.  If I's close to the truth, I promise I won't tell anyone!!!  

That's the Meezer Monday Nicky Rep............... uh oh, gotta run - Miles is back

HEY!!! That's 2 weeks in a row that someone stealed mine report!!! At least this week I was not shoved in a box, I hate it when that happens.  

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Thinking Thursday

SAMMY

I'm thinking that Nicky better stop biting my butt or I will smack him down!!!!! 
 

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

PPFFFFTTTTTTTT

MILES

 Maybe today there will be some sun puddles.  Not hafing sun puddles makes me CRANKY

So does being shoved in boxes.............

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

dancing tuesday is back!

MILES

here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The...... UH BONEHEAD, IT'S TOOSDAY! you were in a snit fit yesterday so you didn't get to do your report.  deal with it and move on - Sammy

PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Go on over to Billy's blog then and dance.  go on, have fun.  i'll just be here pouting in the tent. 

Monday, March 05, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

SAMMY

Here is the Meezer Monday SAMMY report for today (Miles is being a butt head and since I's the oldest, I say what goes in this house)

The Foods Report - I doesn't like bean food (except begetables, I loves begetables) so I really doesn't care what that crybaby Miles eats.  As long as it's not mine breakfast.

The What did Billy do report - not much - he's pretty much a lump on the couch lately.

The what did Nicky do report - HE BITED MINE BUTT!! stop laughing! it's not funny!

The alien report - the alien next door gotted stuck in the mud in his yard.  it's was pretty amusing watching him whine.  i doesn't know why his person pulled him out.  he prolly ate her for dinner later. 

The mom report - well she has 2 more weeks on her "projekt" whatefur that is.  I hate her jahb.  Jahb is ruining mine life.  He makes the mom tired and cranky and then she wants to cuddle and drool all ofur me.  I like cuddling, I hates the drool.  so Jahb, whoefur you are, leave the mom alone so she stops drooling on me.

That is the Meezer Monday SAMMY report for today

Friday, March 02, 2012

heard at casa de meezer

SAMMY


heard around the house:


Miles get your butt out of the bbq


Billy why are you sitting in the tub?


Nicky get you butt off my face


Sammy you're the only good cat in this house.  really.  that's what she said i swear

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