Monday, April 30, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday miles report for today

The foods report - bacon, steak and chick-hen.  And bean soup but that was gross.

The what did Billy do - he maded Auntie Ellen crazy running out the door

The What did Nicky do report - he's been pretty good - still he's a spazz.  Shouldn't he grow out of that at some point?

The whack-o report by nutso Sammy - well, I have been trying to ignore the aliens this week and concentrate on the upcoming tractor pulling season by watching tracter pulls on RFD. I don't think I want a John Deer - they has vishus deers on them! I might want a Allis.  The mom's grammie's name was Alice.  So I like that.  That's all I had time for this week - it took a while to decide on which tractor I watned.  Back to you marscapone thighs

Oh boy, tractor pulling.  we are in for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG summer

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, April 26, 2012

LOSER Thursday


Uh, lissen Nicholas, jumping on mine head and hollering in mine ear while I's sleeping is NOT rasslin.  It's ROOD. 

Oh, I's sorry I bit your butt.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Winning Wednesday


Guess what? I is the CHAMPION rassler in the house!!! I beated Sammy, Miles AND Billy in a rassling marathon!  I RULE!!

Oh yeah, does it still count if none of them akshually rassled me 'acause they was sleeping and I just jumped on them and pinned them?


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - well no french toast.  But the mom promised some for dinner tonight to make up for it.  I'll believe that when I see it.  I was not borned yesserday

The What did Billy do report - well he's been pretty good - it's been cold here so he doesnt want to go out .

The what did Nicky do report - well he trashed the bedroom.  All by himself.  What a spazzmo. 

The psyko report by sykoSam - well, the aliens have been quiet this week.  and that's ok 'acause mine head doesn't hert anymore and i can think other thoughts - like how do i achieve mine lifelong goal of becoming a tractor puller. 
Back to you ricotta hips. 

Thanks for the purrsss for mom and grammie.  Grammie is out of the people hospital and the mom is back to werk.  But it's supposed to SNOW today.  OMG . SNOW. SHEESH.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Thursday, April 19, 2012



We's sorry we's not blogging - the grammie is sick and the mom is with her and werking and driving and basically ignoring us.  So we is occuping THE WHOLE HOUSE.  There's lots of foods and stuff in the cold box, and lots of places to play and sleep, so come join us. 

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

It's Tax Day


Has you done yours? I has not done mine.  Oh, well, let's just go ofur to Billy's and party

Monday, April 16, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - cheesecake, and hot dogs.  I doesn't really like hot dogs, but the cheese goo was good.

The What did Billy do report - well Billy gotted Silly and jumped in the tub while mommy was trying to take a baf.  MOL.  He likes being wet though.  weerdo

The what did Nicky do report - Nicky was pretty good this week!

The weerdo report from whacko Sammy - well, it's been rainy so the aliens have not been outside too much.  Although I heard the mom talking about which aliens are dating which other aliens in the nayborhood and it's just too weerd for me to think about.  Imagine, aliens dating.  (Uh, Sammy that's not really what I was talking about, but your version is much more entertaining than mine - The Mom)  oh whatefur, the mom.  You're still on thin ice wif me, woman.  back to you ricotta cheese head. 

Well, he is a little entertaining. 

Please say some prayers for Grammie - the mom was at the hospital with her this weekend. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Guess What???


Nuffin! MOL.  I juss wanted to say HI to all mine furriends

Monday, April 09, 2012



Take your HOT FEETS ofur to Billy's!!

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Easter Foods Report - TURKEY and FRENCH TOAST made wif something called BRIOCHE.  IT ROCKED. 

The What did Billy do report:   he ranned outside 20,000 times.  I say let him stay out there.  although it is fun to hear the mom scream D**MIT BILLY and then run

The what did Nicky do report - he was pretty good this week

The insane report by syko sammy - well the aliens are stirring alot more - and there's at least 4 new ones in the nayborhood.  when the mothership gets here it's gonna be HYOOGE.  I don't look forward to that day.  I think Maxx is lying to me too.  He tells me I'm not in any danger,. but I see the alien 'ahind us staring at me all the time like she wants to make soup out of me.  ::shudder::

The Mom report - well our the mom is a werld class KLUTZ.  she putted a chefs knife through her finger nail bed and she's hafing a hard time helping us type.  Look WOMAN, wipe up the blood and keep going.  sheesh

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, April 05, 2012

An Open Letter to That Lady who lives in our house


Deer That Lady who Lives in Our House

You haf been demoted from "the mom".  Next step is just "woman".  What gives with the no stinky goodness for brekkies the last 2 mornings? Are you trying to starve us? Are you trying to kill us? It's called NA-GLEKT and I will call the........ er.......... someone in authority and report you.  Just as soon as I learn how to turn on and then use the phone.  And maybe speak.  English.  Or maybe Spanish.  I don't care just as long as someone comes and arrests you.

Yours Trooly
Samuel Alfonse Meezer (who is friends with one Tony Soprano, who may or may not still be alive. I will never tell).


Deer Mommy

Can I pwease haf some stinky goodness?? PWEASE?? THANK YOU!!!! I LOVES YOU!!!!!

Nicky (who does NOT haf fuzzy mashed potato pants - that would be like EWWWWW)

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Wicked Wednesday


According to the mom, I am wicked.  Personally I do not see anything wrong with waking her up by poking mine mighty claw of doom into her face.  She called me a bad name and then snipped all mine claws off.  Now I have no strength.  I'm not wicked SHE is

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Mashed Potatoes?


Wait, is that better than fuzzy pants? I doesn't know. Let's ask Billy

Monday, April 02, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Ferst, we would like to send our condolences to Zippy, Speedy, Sadie.  We are so sad for the loss of your dad.  We are sending many purrrsssss to you. 

The Foods Report - i haf discovered somefing really really YUMMY.  SMASHED POTATOES.  They has BUTTER in them.  BUTTER is YUMMY.  I eated half of the moms smashed potatoes last night. 

The What did Billy do report - it's been cold here this week so he has been good.  His furriend Maxx was over too so he was happy.

The what did Nicky do report - he let Maxx lick him.  On ths butt.  EWWWWWWWWWWWW

The whack-o report by whack-o Sam:  Well Maxx was here and I asked him again for some help wif unnerstanding the aliens in the nayborhood.  He said that the big alien next door said he likes cat food.  Or cats as food.  And that the new little yippy alien is some sort of general in the alien army.  I am not shur if Maxx was pulling mine leg or what.  After all, efen though he's Billy's bestest furriend, he's a ALIEN.  He's not to be trusted.  that's all for now. Back to you butter butt. 


that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

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