Thursday, May 31, 2012

Really. Really? Are you SERIOUS??


So, our good furriend OuiOuisMom has been doing instructions on how to do avatars for kitties.  Well, our the mom just had to try this.  So she did MINE avatar.  Really.  Is she SERIOUS? Does this even BEGIN to look like me? 


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Nicky Wednesday


Deer Mommy

1.  Can I just wear fuzzy shorts? MOL

q.  I is very very very sorry that I scratched your eyeball-lid walking on your face in the middle of the night last night.  Perhaps I need a mancat-a-cure.  HAHAHAHAHA.  catch me if you can. 

@.  You mad at me? I give you mine cute face and you no be mad.  I loves you mommy! 

 4.  Um, remember the Hams of the Werld tour? Well I was thinking, that maybe, kind of sort of, that, er, um, maybe we could do something like that again? How about maybe SALMON FISHING?? or maybe CHICK-HEN HUNTING? or how about LOBSTER FISHING? anyone haf any good ideas?

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  hot dogs (they don't taste like dog) hamburgers (there's no ham in them) and FRENCH TOAST.  
*update; to answer a few questions about how I know what dog tastes like.  I is ashamed to admit that when i was a baby cat living with mine other daddy, Maxx was there (maxx's daddy was mine ferst daddy) and I bited Maxx. So I know what dog tastes like.

The what did Billy do report:   DANCE

The what did Nicky do report:  even he was a little hot.  he keeped hitting the mom to tell her he was hot.

The whacko report by syko Sammy - So, the mom says that traktor pulling season starts maybe next weekend.  I think that I want a trakter like this (the mom says it has 2 allison aircraft engines on it).  I think that i would look good driving this.  don't you?

Back to you ham-hips. 

Why yes Sammy, I think you would look great crashing, er, drving that.  You should go for it.

That is the meezer tuesday miles report for today

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Happy Memorial Day

Oh Beautiful
For Heroes Proved 

 In Liberating Strife  

 Who more than self
their country loved

And mercy more than life

America America

May God thy gold refine

'till all success be nobleness

And every gain divine.

Picture 1: Civil War Graves
Picture 2: WWI memorial
Picture 3: WWII Memorial
Picture 4: Korean War Memorial
Picture 5: Vietnam War Memorial
Highland Park, Rochester NY
Picture 6: Persian Gulf War grave plaque
Picture 7: Soldier Caskets, Dover AFB
Dover, DE

Text: America The Beautiful
Katherine Lee Bates

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Quiet Thursday


Well the mom put the boxes away so we are bored.  however we did haf a little fun at 1am this morning while the mom is in the human litterbox room being sick.  we keeped pulling out the dried lavender stems and dropping them on her.  we were akshually trying to tell her that she stinked but i doesn't think she got that message.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

It's war


HEY!! Yes I'm hollering at YOU SAMMY.  I'm hissed off at you!! You tricked me into the box with your fake french toast and then would not let me out 'acuase you laid on it.  Just remember, when you least expect it, expect it. 


OH MY BAST.  Are you still whining down there? Get over it! You weigh like elebenty twelve pounds more than me, I could not haf been crushing you.  'asides, it was NICKY who sitted on the box. 


What? I's just been sleeping here. I hasn't done ANYFING wrong. 
We will all stop warring long enough to wish Mommy ML the happiest of purrfdays!! We love you and fank you for all you do!


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Nicky Tuesday


Mom, please let me take off the fuzzypants, I's HOT!!!  And Miles, I's sorry Sammy tricked you into the box wif a fake piece of french toast.  That was WRONG.  I's sorry I laffed at you.   

Oh Billy is dancing today, I thinks I will go ofur and dance for a while, but if I gets too hot, these fuzzypants is coming OFF. 

Monday, May 21, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday SAMMY report for today

The Foods Report: eh, I doesn't care.  But the whiney twerp got pork and ham. 

The what did Billy do report: Billy's furriend Maxx (he's a alien of the species Eskie) was ofur for a while this weekend (his dad man person, who was Miles' original dad man person, but Miles doesn't like him anymore, was sick and hadded to go to the hospital).  Anyway, Billy kept him busy so we didn't get to chat about alien stuff.  Anyway, I was too busy watching something called NHRA Drag Racing.  That looks almsot as fun as tractor pulling! Maxx thought so too.  I think.  He grrd and woo'ed alot during it.  Oh, and Billy ranned outside a bunch of times to see the naybor girls.  And Maxx and the alien next door gotted into a argument.  I think it was ofur seats on the mothership. 

The what did Nicky do report - aside from biting mine ears and butt, he was pretty good.  I kicked him out of mine sleepy spot so I was happy. 

The where is the bon bon hips report:  I swear I doesn't know............

MILES ::KNOCK KNOCK:: COME ON, THIS SHOVING ME IN A BOX THING IS GETTING OLD.  but it does fit me rather well.... it's not too tight in the hips. 

That is the Meezer monday Sammy report for today


Thursday, May 17, 2012

Terbul Thursday


Know what's terbul? the mom not brushing me!! I mean, she's just sitting there on the human litterbox, not doing anyfing, and I'm laying there on the big windowsill next to her, being gosh darn CUTE and purry and wiggling mine cute little butt at her, and the brush is just SITTING there next to me on the big windowsill.  Why does she hate me? why doesn't she brush me? Can't she see she's breaking mine heart? 

The Mom

Sammy honey, I DO brush you - every time I'm sitting there "doing nothing".  I cannot help it if you want to be brushed for HOURS and I only have a couple of minutes.  You're adorable and cute and purry and I love you to pieces, but I don't have the time to brush you as long as you want. 


You suk. 

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Crying Wednesday


Farewell mine furriend - we hopes that you are dancing over the bridge with MomCathy.  And we know that you took MomRose's Beau sized chunk of her heart to give to MomCathy. We know that you will always be watching over MomRose and the rest of the Royals.  We loved you man, and we will miss you more than we can say.  

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  Bacon, eggs and FRENCH TOAST for mine purrfday

The what did Billy do report: He ranned and ranned and ranned outside.  BAD BILLY

The what did Nicky do report: He has a new trick - find a hiding spot and holler like you're being murdered.  It makes the mom CRAZY (ier).  MOL

The Farm Report by tractor Sam: Well, I has discovered that trackers cost LOTS of green papers.  I think the mom might have enough to buy me one though.  I would like a BLUE one.  It would match mine eyes.  Then I will rip out the engine and put in a airplane engine in it.  Then I would win all the tracker pulls! oh, and the aliens are just going NUTSO so I think the mothership is near.  RUN!!!
back to you taco hips. 

The grammie report - she is home from the hospital and doing ok.  The mom is over her cold but, as she said she feels like she gotted runned over by a truck.  I don't think that's good. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, May 10, 2012

crappity crap crap crap


DPBlogger ated mine purrfday post!!

Anyway, it's mine purrfday and we's hafing a party - for the WHOLE WEEKEND!!!!



Weiner Mobile rides:


Haf Fun!!

Note from The Mom - Deer Miles - I's sorry that DPB eated your post.  I's a stoopid the mom.  You is mine favorite kitteh in the whole howse.  - Love The Mom

Real note from the mom - er Poosie? you silly boy.  I love you - happy purrfday honey pie

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

the wednesday in which


We bathe relentlessly 'acause the mom has a cold has has drooled and or sneezed and or coughed on one or all of us in the last elebenty six sleeps and we is just 'gistusted. 


Guess what day it is

It's Nicky Tuesday!!! YAY!!! I doesn't haf much to say today - I sleeped unner the covers with mommy last nightand I tossed stuff off her night stand too.  It was fun. 

It's also dancing tuesday - and You should be dancing!!!

Monday, May 07, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - turkey, and angel food cake wif banilla frozen yogurt.  It was pretty good

The what did Billy do report - well he ranned outside alot on Sunday - but surprisingly he stayed on the patio. 

The what did Nicky do report - he is still spazzy and spinny and he has taken ofur sammy sleepy spot on the bed and sammy is HISSED OFF about that. 

The whacko report by syko sammy - well Maxx was here this weekend bisiting 'acause his daddy was sick.  So I spended time wif him asking him questions about the aliens in the nayborhood - when he goes out he gets pee mail and send pee mail to them.  But he didn't tell me what the communicate about.  He saided that the alien 'ahind us is lonely and that the alien next to us likes riding in the car.  i asked him why the alien 'ahind us was lonely and he didn't answer.  I think that she ated her people.  anyway, i doesn't haf alot of time for alien watching anymore.  I is trying to figure out how to buy a tractor.  I think that they cost about elebenty seven green papers.  Back to you marscapone thighs

::SIGH:: well at least he has something new to obsess about. 

Grammie is hafing surgery this Friday.  The mom is hopeful it will help grammie. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Thursday Thankfulness


Dear Mommy - I just want to let you know that I is thankful that  you are mine mommy.  I love that you let me lay unner the covers wif you at night and let me hug your arm.  And I am thankful for all the belly rubs you gives me! I loves you mommy!


Suck up. 

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Whiney Wednesday


Attenshuin The Mom

1.  for the elebenty twenty-ith time - leave mine eye boogers alone

2.  please don't kick me in the face again when you are sleeping.  I know that you 'pologized, but I had to spend a hour washing mine face to get rid of your feets smell

3.  I holler at you when I leave a room to tell you where I'm going - NOT 'acuase I forgot where I left you.

4.  I does NOT scream like a little girl when I rassle. 

5.  I'M STARVING - where's the HAM?

6.  I was NOT laying in your dirty gym clothes - I was passed out from the smell. 

Does that clear up some things for you? 

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Party Time


It's party time over at Billy's - and put on your tap shoes - it's gonna be a fun one!!!

awww we's sorry for the ones that bisited us 'afore now.  dread pirate blogger ate Billy's post.  It's up now.  Poor Billy, he loves to haf bisitors and he doesn't get a lot of kitties bisiting him on Tuesdays and now dread pirate blogger messed up.  We's sorry Billy. 

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...