Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Cool Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS kind-of-sort-of-not-so-fuzzy-shorts

We's hafing a real DANCE PARTY at Billy's today.   The cold air blowy thing is fixed and we can chill out or dance.  We has MEOWGARITAS and some mexican foods that won't make flames shoot out your butt. 

Monday, July 30, 2012

Meezer Monday SAMMY Report

SAMMY

As elder Meezer in this house, I have taken over the Meezer Monday report.  Prolly for today 'acause this is alot like werk.  And i doesn't like werk.  'Asides. frenchtoastbutt is lolling around sleeping and drooling and cannot be bothered to get his butt up. 

The Foods report-  well that was basically it.  OH I GOT CORN HUSKS!! not cobs or kernels but the green goodness that is HUSKS.  CORN HUSKS ROCK

The what did the fat orinch thing do report - he ranned outside of course.  And he ranned right into our naybors arms.  Bet that frosted the moms butt.  MOL

The what did the skinny gray rat thing do - HE ranned outside too.  MOL.  The mom catched him right away - he wasn't about to go anywhere. 

The alien report - Alien Commander Maxx was here - I think HE's the ring leader of all the alien noise around here.  He cannot seem to SHUT UP. He's ALWAYS TALKING.  Hopefully he cannot read this. 

The cranky mom report-  our cold air blowy thingy broke.  It was blowing HOT air.  The mom is 58 different kinds of UNHAPPY. 

HI AUNTIE BEE!! I LOVES YOU!!!

That is the Meezer Monday SAMMY report for today  Back to sleep

Friday, July 27, 2012

FANKFUL FRIDAY

MILES

I GOTTED KENTUCKY CHICK-HEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AND

I'M GETTING FRENCH TOAST SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, we will see if that akshually happens.  I know she will find some excuse

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Wednesday Rant

MILES

MOM!!! MOM!!!! HEY THE MOM!!!!!!!!!! I HAS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!

(the mom) - why are you hollering now! 

WHY?? WHY WHY WHY???

(the mom) - Calm down!! Why what??

I SMELLED KENTUCKY CHICK-HEN!! YOU BUYED KENTUCKY CHICK-HEN! AND I DID NOT GET ANY!!!!!!!!!! WHY???????

(the mom) - I bought kentucky chicken and CALLED for you, but you just popped your head up out of your ham-mick upstairs and looked at me! I said I had kentucky chicken! Billy came running downstairs for a bite, but you just went back to sleep! So it's not my fault! What did you want me to do, come upstairs with your share and shove it in your mouth while you slept? 

YES!!!!!!!!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD HAF DONE!!!!!!!!!! 

 

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS KIND-OF-LESS-FUZZY-PANTS

Mine pants are less fuzzy now that mine summer furs have grown in.  That's good 'acause it's been like EQUATORHOT here - it was 95 yesterday.  Somehow, I think that's MORE than the highest I can count - elebenty nineteen.

Now that mine pants are not as fuzzy and hot I will be SLAM DANCING at Billy's

Monday, July 23, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Trashing report - it was a HYOOGE SUCCESS!! We trashed EFURRYFING!! And then we was too tired to hire someone (well, we slept through that part) to clean up, so the mom hadded a great present to come home to!! OH and the mom and the foo-ton dood meeted UNKLE MO and UNKLE EYAD!!  AND Frostin's Mom and Dad!!! (Uncle Bob and Aunt Monika!) OH and she didn't bring us anyfing back from her trip. so basically she still suks. 

The Foods report - well I gotted some ice cream when she camed home.  But i did not like the perogi she offered me. ewwwww

The What did Billy do report - as soon as she opened the door to come in from her trip he ranned out. MOL

The what did Nicky do report - well we can't blame all the trashing on him. But he did kind of fart unner the covers when she wented to bed.  MOL

The syko report by puddin butt syko Sam - well I was too busy trashing stuff to werry about the aliens.  PLUS there were some HERE helping to trash - that was pretty cool.  I will have a better report next week.  Back to you twinkie-cream-filling-hips

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, July 20, 2012

Trashing - last day

MILES

well today is the last day of trashing - the mom will be home tomorrow night and we need to find someone to clean the place up.  What it's not like WE is gonna do that.  SHEESH. We will need NAPS.  We haf fresh real live dead shrimps - we can play "hide the shrimps" - kind of like a bean easter egg hunt. And if we doesn't find them all well the mom will find them wif her nose in a few days.  MOL.  Also the upstairs bathroom shower curtain needs some more attenshun, as well as the hall rug upstairs. 

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Nicky Wednesday

NICHOLAS SHREDDYPANTS

Fear not kittehs, we has ordered more shreddy stuffs.  And more foods - lots and lots of shrimps and hams and roast beasts. 



Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Dancing and Trashing Tuesday

BILL SWEETFEETS

NO burning down the house - but the trashing continues.  There's still LOTS of stuffs to trash!!!!

Monday, July 16, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen and HAM

The what did Billy do report - of course he ranned outside elebenty seven times

The what did Nicky do report - he was akshually a good boy this week.  huh.

The syko report by Syko Sam - Well, the mom wented to the traktor pull over the weekend WITHOUT ME.  THEN she lefted for a week.  She's gone to bisit the dad.  SOOOOOOOOOO WE IS HAFING A HOUSE TRASHING PARTY ALL WEEK.  There's lots of foods in the cold box and clean litter boxes and EVERYTHING IS AVAILABLE FOR TRASHING.

Back to you chick-hen lips. 

LET THE TRASHING BEGIN!!!!!!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

It's mine Gotcha Day!!!

SAMMY

It's mine Gotcha Day!!!

Me then (never mind the date on the pikshur) - this was mine 2nd day at mine new house - the mom taked me to the evil v-e-t. 

 Me now - lounging around

 Me in mine NASCAR race car



Monday we will be hafing a HUGE MASSIVE house trashing party lasting ALL NEXT WEEK.  

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Wednesday Stuff

SAMMY

I's still trying to convince the mom to take me to the traktor pulls this weekend.  I really wants to see the traktor with the airplane engines on it so that I knows how to make mine.  Do you think that the guy who drives it will let me have blueprints? I hope so.  Then I can make mine and beat him! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

Or, maybe I'll lay in the ham-mick and instruct Nicky on the fine art of whapping things at the mom while she is asleep.   

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZY-SHORTS

I has to say that I is sorry that Sammy talked me into whapping stuff onto mommy while she was sleeping.  I guess that wasn't nice.  She gotted mad and I was not allowed to sleep unner the covers last night.  

Mommy, in order to make up for it I made Billy play one of your favorite dance songs 

Monday, July 09, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  chick-hen, bacon and eggs

The What did Billy do report - well it's not as hot here so he's back to running outside to play wif the woofies.  I would rather nap

The what did Nicky do report - well Sammy talked him in to whapping mommy's cell phone at her head while she was sleeping.  MOL

The syko report by syko Sam - well, there's a traktor pull on Friday night - I would like to have the mom take me there so that I can talk to the drivers and look at their set ups.  BUT, that means I would haf to go outside in the hots.  I does not want to go outside in the hots.  Maybe I'll just make her take a pad and pencil wif her and a list of qweschuns.  And the aliens are getting a little more restless this week.  Maybe they want the mother ship to come and take them back to their planet that's not as hot.   
Back to you cream-pie-hips. 

Hmmm, maybe I should shove him in the PTU so that the mom can take him Friday night.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Happy 4th of July


"Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry



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Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Monday, July 02, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - eggs, bacon and whipped cream.  YUMMY

The what did Billy do report - well we had the HOTS so he stayed INSIDE.  The mom was happy 'acause she did not want to run after him. 

The what did Nicky do report - well apparently the HOTS make Nicky cranky and he wants to fight fight fight wif Billy.  Billy wants to kick Nicky in the face.  The mom wants to kick them both out of the sleepy room. 

The whack-o report by syko Sam: well, the HOTS were here and I just wanted to lay around too.  I thought about traktors and thought that if I hadded one, then someone would prolly want me to plow somefing, and that means going outside and being IN the hots.  And getting a farmers tan.  Which is prolly sexy.  But I think I will stay INSIDE and THINK about traktors.  And putting airplane engines on them.  MOL  

Back to you ding-dong butt. 

::SIGH:: - I didn't think it was possible for the hots to make him crazier.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...