Thursday, November 29, 2012

Still waiting.......... and getting a little more crabilated


Hey The Mom - if you want to NOT be poked in the face in the middle of the night then get with it! I'm getting more crabliated.  Do you need a hint? you doesn't need money for it because you already haf efurryfing you need to do it. 


Monday, November 26, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Post Thanksgiving Miles report for today

FOODS REPORT:  Well, I HADDED TO STEAL TURKEY.  (mom: uh Miles, you have awful table manners and you didn't wait until you were offered any).  HUMPH, the mom LIES.  She was NOT going to offer me any.  Like she wasn't going to offer me any FRENCH TOAST on Saturday.  Except instead of yummy yummy egg and banilla stuff and warm maply syrup, it hadded marmarlard on it.  and it was not gooshy like french toast (mom: um Miles, it wasn't french toast,  it was just TOAST, no French on it).  I did like the squash we hadded wif sauage on it.  (mom: again, you did not wait until it was offered you just slapped your paw in it while I was looking for my napkin).  Oh and 'afore you all think I don't haf ANY table manners, the mom does not eat at the table.  she eats on the cowch. 

The What did Billy do report - well the mom THINKED he gotted out and she was all hysterical and efurryfing, but he was just laying there in his ham-mick looking at her like she was nutso.  and she is.

The what did Nicky do report - not much  he was akhually a GOOD boy

The whack-o syko report by syko sam:  well Miles, i'd rather be syko than some silly cat who falls for the ham in the box trip then passes out and ends up tied to a bunch of people floating around new york city.  I guess that just means you have a lot of gas.  and you do.  and bad breaf.  your breaf is really bad.  (miles: uh, whack job, are you going to talk about the aliens or are you just going to insult me?)  um, I think i'm just going to insult you.  fudgesickle thighs. 

well, that's enough of that.  Time for a nap. That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Maybe I'll crawl into the majik ham box again. 

Friday, November 23, 2012

Miles Flying High Friday



I hadded the BESTEST Thanksgiving EFUR.  People were cheering for me and hollering and pointing.  I was the BESTEST!!!!!

I was a balloon in the MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE!!!!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

We interrupt the whining to bring you this message


Miles is currently in transit in his cozy box filled with ham to his new destination.  It could be TAHITI, or it could be the NORTH POLE.  We will find out FRIDAY!!!!!! 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  ::gasp:: bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Is there anybody out there?


::knock knock:: IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE????? HELLO?????? CAN SOMEONE AT LEAST POKE A HOLE OR TWO IN THIS BOX???? IT'S GETTING STUFFY IN HERE.  And it still smells like ham.  Spechully after I burp.  

::POKE POKE:: ::disguised voice:: here's some air holes. are you happy now? You should be at your destination shortly.  



Monday, November 19, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - well chick-hen and squash (which is yummy) and cream of wheat (which is also furry yummy wif milk).  No french toast - but the mom werked all weekend so I will gif her a break (well not really but I want to appear nice 'acause Santy Paws is watching)

The What did Billy do report - he was pretty good.  He ranned outside a couple of times but the walkway was cold so he stayed on the porch

The what did Nicky do report - Nicky was pretty good - 'cept one day the mom came home and could not figure out how Nicky had gotten into something and spread it all ofur the floor.  But she didn't get mad.  

The syko report by Syko Sicko Sam:   um listen up buttercream hips Cream of Wheat is GROSS and NO CAT should be eating that crap.  You and Billy are WEERD and prolly NOT REAL CATS.  Well the turkey holiday is coming up and I am eagerly waiting for some corn stalks.  Wait, what? corn stalk season is past? why? THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.  Crap. Maybe I will get some turkey gravy.  That's kind of ok.  But corn stalks would be better.  As far as the aliens are concerned it's been nice weather so they have been out in force hollering for the mothership to come and get them.  I really hope it gets here soon.  My ears cannot take much more of this.  
Back to you oatmeal breath. 

Hey Wacko Syko - Cream of Wheat is DELISHUS.  Eating Corn Stalks is WEERD.  
::mumbles:: sheesh, what a weerdo. 
(MILES) listen SYKO, if you think I'm going to walk over to your lazy butt just to get punched you are WRONG mister.  
(SAM) ::sneaking up in Miles:: - Hey, you! there's Ham in this box! 
(MILES)  ooooo HAM!!!!!!!!!!! ::gets in the box:: 

SAM - That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - tune in next Monday to find out where I shipped him. 

Thursday, November 15, 2012

The funniest thing the mom never got a video of


Last night after the mom gotted home from class, Nicky and Sammy were playing THoE and Sammy gotted up in a chair and Nicky got up and RANNED ON HIS BACK FEETS right in front of Sammy, and Sammy punched him in the head and knocked him ofur.  OH. MY. BAST.  The mom reached for the camera but it was ofur really fast.  

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Nicky Tuesday


Yesterday was mine purrfday.  Did I get anything speshul? well, no, just belleh rubs.  Mommy says she was way too tired from going back into werk and blah blah blah. She promises that  I will get a new toy tonight . That would be nice!!!

In the mean time Billy has picked out a speshul song for a party for me!

And this - 'acause it drives mommy NUTS

Monday, November 12, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - will I ever get french toast again? I haf forgotten what it taste like.  Oh I did get baloney and bacon and some real live dead shrimp 

The what did Billy do - well he ranned outside on Saturday night and got slobbered on by the naybor's woofie

The what did Nicky do report - well the mom gotted mad at him jumping on her owie incision on her belleh, and also opening the insulin fridge.  but then she says "oh you're so cute I can't stay mad".  BAH.  Today is Nicky's purrfday - HAPPY PURRFDAY NICKY

The psycho report by syko sam - OH MY BAST.  Billy had ALIEN DROOL all ofur him the other night.  HE GOTTED SLIMED!! It was GROSS.  now his head stinks.  he thought it was funny.  I thought the alien was going to EAT him.  UGH. 
Back to you cupcake hips. 

well the mom is going back to werk in her office this week, so no more stealing her lunches.  Oh, I mean having lunch with her.  MOL. 

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Happy Veteran's Day

In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.

The Original Poem handwritten by the author
This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI

November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.

Happy Veterans Day to all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans, whom we are losing at a rapid pace.   They were "The Greatest Generation"

THANK YOU all for keeping our country free.

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Thinking Thursday


I was thinking that having the mom home after her oper-way-shun was going to be cool - we would read all the blogs and catch up wif efurryone.  well THAT has not happened.  She's just cranky and has to "werk" on her ofur computer.  I'm FURRY FURRY ANGRY. 
See, this is my MAD FACE

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report on Tuesday


Here is the Meezer whatever Miles report 

The Foods Report - no french toast.  but i did get ham and pulled pork.  but no french toast. 

The what did Billy do report - since it's getting cold he is just laying around like a lump in the ham-micks.  no running outside.  

The what did Nicky do report - his new trick is to sit on the coffee table right in front of the mom so she cannot see the talking picture box.  Then she hollers at him and he just stares at her.  MOL

The syko report by our resident syko head job Sam:   Thank you ho-ho hips.  Well, the mothership did not land on Halloween - but the aliens were going NUTS with all of the sticky people running around.  It must have been like a moving buffet for them.  The sticky people must have looked nice and joocy.  The next door aliens let their sticky little one year old out - maybe they need him to get fatter on the candy.  After discussion with the mom, she agreed to hand out only one little piece of candy and glow sticks to the little people - they love glow sticks.  so they were happy with the mom.  We, on the other hand, are not happy with the Mom.  But puddin head will tell you all about that.  Back to you!!

::SIGH:: - so the mom had surgery last friday on her belleh and now she's cranky.  "get off my stomach fatso" "stop walking on my stomach blobbo" come on, you weigh a ton and it hurts my stomach lard butt".  It's very hurtful for her to call me and Billy and Sammy all of those names.  and Wednesday she goes to another people v-e-t to see about a 2nd surgery on her belleh.  She's a MESS.  I think that it's about time for a new the mom - one who is not falling apart.  I guess I will have to start searching the innernets.  

That is the Meezer whatever day Miles report for today.  

Please send French Toast 'afore I faint. 

Monday, November 05, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


The Meezer Monday Miles report will return Tomorrow - the mom had surgery on Friday and is furry herty today

Thursday, November 01, 2012



OH. MY. BAST.  Last night was HORRIBLE.  Sticky people dressed up like weirdos and aliens.  Aliens dressed up like foods (hot dog aliens dressed up like hot dogs) running around in the rain and cold begging for foods.  And the SHOUTING and SCREAMING and crying.  And that was from the adults! It was a NIGHTMARE.  Good thing we had our spots unner the bed! Except BILLY keeped running outside - until he realized that it was RAINING and he was getting COLD.  Then he stayed inside and just looked out the front door.  Nicky looked out the front door too until it just got too weird for him.  Thank goodness that's over and the next holiday is a FOOD holiday

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...