Sunday, January 20, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - the mom gotted us some of this new raw food stuff - it's turkey nuggets and they're GROSS.  I doesn't care if I has to lose 6 pounds.  I's NOT eating gross foods.  I gotted TWO TINY bites of Tri-tip beef and THAT'S IT.  I need a new the mom. 

The What did Billy do report - well he gotted out of the house one night in the cold and when the mom opened the door to go out and get him, he shot inside like his butt was on fire.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - he's been rattling paper bags n stuff at night and it's annoying the mom.  GOOD JOB NICKY.

The whacko-yacko report by syko Sam:  um, thank you pumpkin-pie hips. If that is your real name.  I still think YOU are the alien and are here to abduct me.  Why do you keep shoving your nose up my butt when i eat? YOU ARE WEERD. LEAVE ME ALONE.  AHHHHHHHHH.  I'm going unner the bed.  You go away. 

::SIGH:: - well at least I'm having fun chasing Sam around the house.  and that's all that matters, right?

that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

11 comments:

Sweet Purrfections said...

Our mom is LOL at Billy running back inside from the cold.

Prancer Pie said...

MOL! Great report Miles. Billy better keep his hiney in that house or the aliens will get him! Stay warm, furriends and happy Monday.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think it is horrible that anyone would think you need to lose weight. I mean you have to have space for all that loving.

FURKIDSMOM said...

We're glad Billy ran back inside. Um...just how cold was it?????

The Florida Furkids

Ginger Jasper said...

I bet Billy was waiting for that door to open. Stay inside and snug.. Hugs GJ xx

The Island Cats said...

Miles, I'm with you on that yucky raw stuff. I eat most everything but not that raw stuff. They can stick that raw stuff where the sun don't shine. ;)

Wally

Derby, Ducky said...

Yep, Billy learned it is better INSIDE, when it gets all cold.

Eric and Flynn said...

Mum tried to get us to eat raw stuff too and we told her where to stick it.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Yes Miles, it is ! Payback ya know !!! hahahaha
If Billy was anywhere near here on Friday he would have been clawing to get back in!! It was COLD !!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie

ABBY said...

Good reeeports Miles!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

meowmeowmans said...

Good report! We especially liked the part where Billy ran in like his butt was on fire!

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