Monday, January 07, 2013

Meezer Monday Sammy Report

SAMMY

There's an alien in our house who insists that his name is Miles Meezer.  He can't fool me, he's NOT Miles.  Fake Miles STINKS.  Real Miles has no smell.  I don't know who the mom brought home from the v-e-t, but I want Miles back.  Oh and fake Miles has only 4 teef.  When real Miles left here he had more teefs than that.  I don't know what's going on around here, but it's not good.  The aliens have invaded mine house and body snatched Miles. 

I am going back unner the bed. 

OH, better yet, I'm going to hide out at Auntie Bee's

15 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Best start coverin up that "stink" with some stink of your own! We hope Miles is feeling ok. Purrs.

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

Better yet, hide unner the bed AT Auntie Bee's!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

You WANT Miles back???????

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are calling the authorities
Benny & Lily

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Give it a little time and it will be like he never left!

Hope you feel better Miles!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh poor Miles. Even I have 5 teeth...

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Oh Dear. Poor Miles. The vet does seem to have had it in for his teeth, doesn't he? Feel better soon, Buddy!

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

i roasted your chick-hen sammie pie, i'll shove it under the bed, you'll like it!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

ABBY said...

Aliens have entered your house and are takin toofs. be very careful Sammy!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Tillie and Georgia said...

Poor Miles!!
Just watch him Sammy. Bet he acts like Miles ;) How is the French toast coming? heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie

Eric and Flynn said...

You hafta keep swearing and whapping at him until the fake Miles lets the real one come back.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We hope Miles is doing better today. he's had a rough time, Sammy, you might want to give him a break and wait till he smells like himself again so you can recognize him.

Derby, Ducky said...

OOOHHHH, an alien.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Those v-e-t-s have a booming cat-substitution business going. It happens all the time at our house too!

Meowers from Missouri said...

don't werry, good buddy; as soon as those aliens realize what they've took on in keeping miles, they'll bring 'im back and prolly gif you gooshy foods to boot! ;-)

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