Monday, February 04, 2013

The Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

WELCOME to the Meezer Monday NICKY report. I am your chief reporter NICHOLAS NEWSYPANTS here with all the latest news from the Meezer house  ::kicks a box:: HEY YOU IN THERE BE QUIET. 

The Foods report - I don't eat much people food but I sniffed some bacon. 

The Billy report- Mine big brofur is wonderful and nefur does anyfing wrong

::shouting to the box:: - NO HE DOESN'T NOW BE QUIET IN THERE.

The Sammy report - mine biggest brofur is weerd. He kicks the mom in the head, he howls at the door, he hollers in the middle of the hall and he brushes his own face.  I just don't get him. 

::kicking the box again:: - NOW BE GOOD IN THERE>  SOMEONE WILL BE HERE SOON FOR YOU

The Miles report - oh Hi Mommy.  No I don't know where he is ::kicking box::.  I think maybe he's on vacation somewhere.  Yeah, that's it - vacation.  Yeah.  He'll be back in a few days.  He asked me to fill in for him.  Oh, what's making noise in the box? I have no idea.  I also have no idea why the mailing address is Bora Bora.Um, Well I gotta go now. 

That's the meezer monday Nicky report for today.  I Gotta run before mommy opens that box. 

15 comments:

Tk Nanerpuss said...

Now Nicky, you knows you will miss your brofur if you mails him away.
Poor Miles probably smelled the bacon and hims head splodes, you won't know until you opens the box...
Hey Miles might be Schordinger's cat!
Your furend, TK

Prancer Pie said...

Er,umm, great report? We hope this is not a repeat of the whole "box incident" before. MOL!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Mr. Newsypants, we foresee some trouble in your future....

Hold on, Miles, we're coming over to liberate you.

Purrs,
The Chans

Tillie and Georgia said...

Nicky...another kitty livin' on the edge!!!!
Boy, are you brave :o
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

Well, Mr. Newsypants, I enjoyed your crack reporting skilz! Will there be a repeat performance? Of course, the mom will figure out where Miles went missing to, so maybe no repeat performance after all? hmm...

Daisy said...

Oh Miiiiiiles... where are you?

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie how do you brush your own face? i'd try it if i had hairs on there...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

FURKIDSMOM said...

Ut oh....we think somekitty is going to be in trouble!!

The Florida Furkids

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh no! Mom got kicked in the head, BOL. Next time steal the bacon
Snorts,
Benny & Lily

Derby, Ducky said...

Nick, time to go UTB once your mum opens the box.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hear Bora Bora is warm...

Eric and Flynn said...

Careful Nicky, we think you could be in big trouble.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Nicky that was a very good report!
Bora Bora is an excellent destination and the....ummm.....books in the box will enjoy being there.

ABBY said...

Good job Nicky! :)

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Haha! Nicky, you're becoming a real stinker!! ;)

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