Monday, April 08, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report - and thank you all for your kindness after mine Sanjee went to the Bridge. 

The Foods Report - i gotted soft boiled eggs.  they was good.

The what did Billy do report - he's acting like his furriend HouBibi and he houdini'd out the door a couple of times Sunday.  it was warm ut. 

The what did Nicky do report - he went' SPLAT into a box of the mom's grammie's crystal and broked 2 full lead crystal champagne saucers.  I guess people in the 1920's licked champagne off saucers.  The mom was MAD and then she cried.  BAD NICKY. 

Sammy is currently unner the bed - the alien that lives on the other side of our duplex has been hollering all day and he is upset.  So there is no syko sam report for today. 

The what else is going on wif me report:  Can you see the red spot unner mine ear on the side of mine head?

Well the mom is upset 'acause I started skratching that open the day Sanjee wented to the Bridge, and I haf skratched the skab off a squillion times.  She says if I doesn't leave it alone I has to wear a cone of shame.  I doesn't fink so


14 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hugs to you Miles. That was hard to lose Sanjee. But I am glad you got an egg that you liked.

Prancer Pie said...

Oh no, don't scratch that! We would hate for you to have to wear that dastardly cone!

So sorry bout Sanjee. Purrs.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Oh Miles! You must leave that scab alone! Please?

Sorry about Billy's Houbillying it... #1 has to keep an ever-vigilent eye on our Houbibi.

Nicky, that was VERY naughty and we hope you said sorry very, very nicely.

Be strong, Sammy!

Purrs,
The Chans

The Island Cats said...

No, not the evil cone...aka...lampshade!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Oh no Miles - not the cone of shame - please stop scratching your scab or your brofurs will laugh at you in that darn cone.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Two French Bulldogs said...

Nicky should be happy he is now not a stuffed kitty on the mantle
Benny & Lily

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie why are you under the bed? want to come to my howse and nap???

i like poached eggs too. on toast. or french toast.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Meowers from Missouri said...

miles, we knows that missin' sanjee must be awful. we hopes that only the nicest mem'ries of her an' you invade yer hed an' kick those sads out through yer ear; maybe they'll take yer itches wif 'em.

if you end up in the c of s, you kin allus save some foods innit fer snaks, an' yer brofurs won't be able to get at 'em!

Derby, Ducky said...

Awww Miles, scratching yourself so much becuz of Sanjee. Think of her cuddling you and relax. We don't want you to wear the cone.

ABBY said...

Oh dear Miles we hope you don't have to wear no Cone! We will purr for healing..healing of heart and body.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoapuff meezerman who is UTB
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Tillie and Georgia said...

Oh Miles, we send you more purrs as we know you miss your Sanjee.
Leave that scab alone!!!
You would look silly in a cone.
Maybe you and your Mom can console each other.
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

Oui Oui said...

The kitties and The Girl here have all broken things that made our mom cry too. You can't have nice things with kids and cats. Our Mica Moo has removed her eyebrows and scratched them raw, nothing helped, so now she is trying kitty Prozac.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We gotta check into those "soft boiled eggs". TBT says he has some raw ones he could turn into "poached" eggs fer a start. We looked that up on the inner net. "Poached" is a mild "stolen", that sounds cool!

Jacqueline said...

Miles, we hope your sore gets better soon, sweetie, we know you are sad about Sanjee...We always enjoy reading your Monday report=you guys always eat interesting stuff and you silly boys crack us up!!MOL...Happy week ahead, sweet friends...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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