Monday, April 15, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - soft boiled eggs and roast pork. 

The what did Billy do report - he was pretty good - no running outside.  Then again, it's cold again so he prolly won't go out till it's warmer

The what did Nicky do report - well he didn't do much - except walk over the moms' face every 20 minutes one night.  She didnt get much sleep that night.

The whacko syko report by Syko Sam - OH. MY. BAST.  The alien in the other side of our house HAD BABY ALIENS last Thursday.  4 OF THEM.  IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!! They prolly want little kitties to eat and I'm the 2nd littlest kitty here.  I hope they take Nicky first.  I has to go hide now. Oh yeah, back to you whipped cream butt.

Yeah, there's baby pibbles next door.  (pibbles = pit bulls).  I hope they're cute. 

Oh yeah, the mom says I get a flood light fixture tonight 'acause I skratched mine sore unner mine ear open again.  HELP!!!!!

14 comments:

Tillie and Georgia said...

Good report as usual Miles EXCEPT for scratching that scab again!!!
That's a no no !!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

You HAVE to keep away from that scab!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie! quick, come ofer here!!


smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Two French Bulldogs said...

No one jumped on moms head!
Benny & Lily

Jacqueline said...

Oh, no, Miles, we are sorry you still have the sore on your handsome face=purring for it to get better soon, sweetie...Love you silly, good looking boys=your blog always cracks us up!...Happy Monday and enjoy the week ahead, darling friends...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Meowers from Missouri said...

mmmm! sofboil eggs is yummy an' messy. our dad woulda paw-rassled you fur the pork--he lufs pigmeat.

awwwwww, are the pibbles neeky? the babies won't be up for eatin' kitties fur a while, but watch out fur the mommy--they get tetchy about goin' close to the babies sometimes, just like momcats do.

miles: tsk, tsk, tsk.

meowmeowmans said...

No picking at your scab, okay Miles?

And we bet those pibble puppies will be really cute ('acause they always are)! :)

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

The Meowms heart sank about baby aliens being born. She worries about what will happen to those pibbles.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Oh No! Not the dreaded cone!!! Better stop it with the scab.

We think it is good to walk over The Mom's face regularily. That way you know she hasn't morphed into an alium. Human don't like to be face walked, whereas a zombie would revel in it.
Please be careful with the infant aliums. Can't trust them either.

Shaggy and Scout said...

*we meant "morphed into a zombie" on that line.

ABBY said...

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Baby pibbles?? We bet they are cute!

Derby, Ducky said...

Oh noes, the cone!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Oh no! Not the flood light fixture!

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