Monday, May 20, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - well I gotted french toast.  it was made wif glooten free bread but it was ok.  and chick-hen and some steak.  

The what did Billy do report - barfed in the mom's shoe.  MOL

the what did Nicky do report - sat on the mom's face while she was sleeping.  

The whacko report by syko jello brain Sam - ok well it's been quieter around here since the alien next door left but it's getting sunny and warm and the alien on the other side of us is outside just about all the time now - perhaps hunting for more humans.  i don't see his humans outside with him, but i have yet to figure out if he ate them how he puts his own leash on.  hmmm i have to do up under the bed and think about that.  
back to you cream cheese hips. 

::SIGH:: -  well that's the meezer monday miles report for today.   

15 comments:

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Miles, we would send you real gluten bread iffen we knew how! Best stuff EVER!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie i think it's fine to think about stuff under the bed...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Meowers from Missouri said...

we calls "bullseye" on that yackin'--well done, billy!

nicky--no, no. you LIE DOWN on faces--much more area coverage.

sam, if the alien onna ofur side of you is a boy alien, at least you won't haff a herd of little aliens yappin' their heds off.

miles: non-gluten french toasts? we nefur woulda finked of such a thing. there's hope fur yer survival yet!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

And an interesting report it is.

Oui Oui said...

The mom's shoe was barfed in and her face satted on, now if Billy runned out the door elebiny bagillion times it would be a normal week! Oh wait! Billy broke OUR door running in and out elebiny bagillion times last week during our house trashing party. Good job! And thanks to all the boys for a job well done.

The Florida Furkids said...

Yum....french toast!! We're laffin' at the barf in the shoe. Somekitty here barfed on the bed...3 times yesterday. Mom had to change the sheets every time!

Thank you so much for your kind words about Auntie El's passing. We're sorry it's taken so long to reply but Mom is having a hard time. It's comforting to have the support of the Cat Blogosphere at this sad time.

The Florida Furkids and Mom Sharon

Tillie and Georgia said...

Glooten free french toast? As long as it was good Miles ;)
Sammy, sunshine brings out aliens. We think they like it :o
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

ABBY said...

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
abby

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Glad you got some good treats, Miles!

Purrs,
The Chans

Flynn said...

Good work on the shoe barfing Billy!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Glooten free is better than nuffing!
Shoe Barfing rocks, Billy....nice job!
Puts on its own leash...prolly done with lasers. Aliens do everything with lasers these days.

Derby, Ducky said...

Derby yak'd on mum's bed today. She had to wash it all.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my word Billy, mom is laughing outta control again
Benny & Lily

Charliepuss said...

Good shot, Billy!
Charlie

Jacqueline said...

Hehe, Billy yacked in the shoe?!!...We usually just leave our toys in our Mommy's shoes!!...Reading about your great foods always makes us hungry (you boys eat stuff we've never had but wish we did!!)...Happy Tuesday, handsome friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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