Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Meezer Tuesday Miles report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods report - well this holiday was a rip off.  The mom hadded i-tal-yun sausage that she said was "a little spicy" and "flames would shoot out my butt" so I did not get any of that.  I did get some eggs though.  but that's it.  So I was cranky all weekend.  more about that later

The what did Billy do report - well he drove the mom bat crap crazy monday running out of the house.  She was cranky. 

The what did Nicky do report - and he drove the mom bat crap crazy walking all over her all weekend - when she was in bed, or on the cowch watching the talking picture box, just all the time,  that made her cranky. 

The syko crybaby report by crybaby Sam - HEY MILES!! Just because you didn't get to have flames shoot out your butt does NOT mean that you have to chase me all over the house and bite mine neck and rip mine furs out.  And the mom yelled at you about it and you STILL did it.  You're a BULLY.  You need to leave me alone.  And the mom? can you please give him so food that won't make flames shoot out his butt? sheesh. it's really kind of all your fault.  Back to you cranky pants. 

The mom wants me to apologize.  But I don't know.  Sam is just sometimes so annoying - with his purrring and begging for attention all the time.  He's kind of a suck up if you ask me.  I'll apologize when I get some decent food.  

That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

10 comments:

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

That sounds like a pretty clear message, Miles!

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie! i am shocked that miles did that to you! shall i have "that" talk with him?

smiles, auntie bee
xxox

Meowers from Missouri said...

guys! jeez, chill out!! we're bringin' ofur a mega-bag of 'nip, an' we're ALL gonna roll innit an' eat it an' snort it, an' just mellow out. it ain't good fur yer digestive system to bee all anxty--when you DO get some good foods, miles, you won't be able to enjoy 'em! help us purr mellow purrs fur skeezix insted, ok?

Katnip Lounge said...

We think your Mom should hire a French Toast Chef and be done with it!

Katnip Lounge said...

We think your Mom should hire a French Toast Chef and be done with it!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yep Miles, you ought to get real food not this stuff for cats!

The Florida Furkids said...

We think things might calm down if Miles got some good (not fiery butt) food! Or maybe not.....

The Florida Furkids

Flynn said...

I would like to see the flames shoot out of your butt.

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like there was a lot of crankiness going on at Casa de Meezer.

Two French Bulldogs said...

No hot butt sausage! Damn
Benny & Lily

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