Wednesday, May 08, 2013

The things that bother me

SAMMY

Not getting brushed every waking moment

Being told to stop kicking the mom in the head

Not being consulted about the sleeping arrangements before bed time.

Being told to shut up when i'm in the kitchen hollering at things: the walls, the windows, the counters, the stove and the sink.  Oh and the floor. These things need to be hollered at.  Frequently.

The mom's fat butt trying to shove me into the human litterbox when she goes in there in the middle of the night, and I have to get on the window sill to demand to be brushed.

the new alarm clock that flashes light before it beeps.  Really really annoying.  Good thing I know how to hit the snooze button.

which leads to

getting yelled at because the alarm goes off late. 

13 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man, you have a way hard life..

The Florida Furkids said...

We feel for you...

The Florida Furkids

Two French Bulldogs said...

Boy oh boy, BOL that mom needs to start respecting you
Benny & Lily

Meowers from Missouri said...

some cats just don't get no respect. we are furry sorry that you are one of them. let's think of a plan to get you respectable! hmmmmm ....

William said...

Sammy, I get told to shut up when I yell at stuff in the kitchen TOO!

~Caroline!

Prancer Pie said...

Yelled at for kicking her in the head? WE just don't understand that one....

Mollie said...

Oh Boy, you has it bad at your pad.. I fink youz need a plan :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Tillie and Georgia said...

We really agree with your points Sammy, especially Tiger. She also howls at anything and especially in the kitchen!
We purr your Mom listens to you.
We think our Mom is deaf :/
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, we just don't know how you do it.

meowmeowmans said...

Wow, you know how to hit the snooze button? That's awesome!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Sigh... Bedtime sleeping spots are tricky here. TBT tosses an turns too much.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

It all sounds very complicated, sammy!

Purrs,
The Chans

Derby, Ducky said...

OOOh, we like the flashy alarm thing and turning it off. Way to go.

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