Friday, June 07, 2013

yes FIRED

SAMMY


I fired the mom.  She had to go on a werk trip and did not leave any stinky goodness for us. That is  WRONG.   Plus we have not been able to blog or visit our friends very much and that is also WRONG.  

19 comments:

Meowers from Missouri said...

well, youse guys are wekkom at chez pierce fur as long as you like. we haf a local branch of the "he-man woman haters" club here, you kin be honorary members!

there is a clause in the HMWH constitution that allows for pillow-pooping in cases of "no stinky goodness". we kin assist you in strategic planning if you choose to activate this punishment.

although in this case, you may wanna temper justis wif mercy, since it was a "werk" trip an' "werk" is necessary to pay fur a place fur you guyse to liff, to buy noms (even if they are unsatisfactory noms, they keeps you alife), an' get toys an' such amennitys.

whatefur you decide is ok wif us. just amember how comfy she is to stomp across, errrr, lay on, an' how warm she is!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie, roche' says to come here, he says it's totally tits...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Flynn said...

Whaaaaaat!!!! No stinky goodness????
That is cruelty! Are you starved to skin and bone? I am teleporting right over with stinky goodness and live mousies to help you recover.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Sounds like its worth scratching her in the head
Benny & Lily

ABBY said...

Oh dear that means you are all lonely.
Do we need a house trashin pawty??

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh man. That is so many times the WRONG.

meowmeowmans said...

No stinky goodness??? Wow, that's a pretty serious offense, alright.

The Island Cats said...

Yes, you're right, Sammy...that is so many kinds of wrong.

Karen Jo said...

No stinky goodness? That's the very worst offense.

Bambino

Charliepuss said...

I hope you re-employ her before the next lot of stinky goodness is due!
Charlie

The Florida Furkids said...

We think that requires major punishment. We think 2am would be a good time. Maybe you could hork, play THoE and whap some stuff!

The Florida Furkids

Max said...

I feel your pain, dood, I really do...

Sweet Purrfections said...

Teleport on over here. Our mom just bought us some new stinky goodness and crunchies!

The Devil Dog said...

You guys may regret that decision. Who knows if or when you will get a new mom. And then you have to train her. It's a lot of work. I'm just saying (not that I haven't thought about it with my mom)

Roxy

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We are on our way with 4 cans of Stinkey Goodness. Hope you like chicken flavors!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Yep. Sometimes you just have to take a stand.

Are you interviewing?

Purrs,
The Chans

Shaggy and Scout said...

Our Mom's computer crapped out again and we haven't been able to visit anyone for 4 days!!!! Of course its not her fault, and when dad blew the cat fur & dust out it worked fine so we're back and now we're getting blamed for shedding so much!
Sheesh.

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Happy Birthday Sammy. Hope you are able to find a suitable replacement soon.

Oui Oui said...

Our mom has forgotten our stinky goodness and we think maybe she came out of the clearance bin.

How is Sammy doing?

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