Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Waiting for the man in the bloo shorts


I would like to thank The Meowers for their hospitality and some really pawsome foods!!! I is back in mine box on the front porch waiting for the man in the bloo shorts.  I heard some rumor about a special man in bloo shorts coming to get me.  I hope he gets here soon.  I haf mine return address label on the box


Monday, July 29, 2013

Meezer Monday Meowers Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Meowers report for today

I am still at The Meowers in Missouri - their the mom made me french toast and let me sleep in the laundry basket.  And I got swatted by Miss Xing! That was pretty pawsome!  Ed and Nitro and Iggy and I are playing THoE.  I hear mine idiot older brofur "borrowed" a "lady in bloo shorts truk" to come and get me.  I wonder how far he will get 'afore he gets tossed in jail.  

Don't worry, the mom, I has a return address label for mine box, I will be home soon............


Thursday, July 25, 2013

Where am I?


wow, that was a lot of bouncing, and then we wented really fast and then I don't think we were on the ground, maybe mine box was flying! But now I am on a front porch somewhere.  

::ding dong:: ::ding dong:: ::knock knock knock::  is anyone home? I'm running low on ham!!!! ::HELLO?:: ::HELLO?::

Where am I?


Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Not again


::writing on paper:: - I hope this is good enough for the man in the bloo shorts to read

::slaps label on box:: 

::voice from inside box:: - UM HEY!!!! what are you doing out there??? Can I haf some more ham???

::untapes box:: ::shoves in more ham:: 

::voice from inside box:: - UM THANKS!! Try not to get it on mine head next time. 

I hope he gets there alright.  
::yawn:: - nap time!!

Bye Miles!!! 

Monday, July 22, 2013

Orinch Meniss Monday Report


Here is the Orinch Meniss Monday report by ME - Orinch Meniss

The Foods Report - not enuf foods were gived out this week - BUT, ME did haf some ice cream.  YUMMY

The what did ME do report - ME SLEEPED SNUGGLED UP IN THE MOM LADY PERSON'S ARMS FOR ALL NIGHT.  ME has nefur done this 'afore.  The mom lady person saided that she was HOT HOT HOT but did not want to move me 'acause she was afraid that I would not snuggle her again.  

The what did NICKY do report - he was a good boy

The where is MILES report - MILES is hafing a SNIT (that's what the mom lady person calls it) 'acause he did not get any french toast.  The mom lady person says that it was too hot to cook french toast.  Also, Miles is in a box.  

The woofie report by Woofie Master Sam - er, what? WOOFIE?? Nooooo my little orinch friend, they're ALIENS and you should stay away from them.  If they keep licking you like Maxx and Cujo do, then you could turn in to one!! Yes, I see you wented outside and rubbed all ofur the alien next door named CUJO.  Did you efur see that movie? ::SHUDDER::.  The mom says he likes to sit in her lap, but I think he's just holding her down to try and eat her.  Anyway Billy, stay away from him.  'asides, your head stinks like alien breath.  That is all.  Oh, wait, ask mom where she is hiding the stamps.  The man in the bloo shorts will be here soon.  

That is the Orinch Meniss Monday report for today.  By ME.  Orinch Meniss.   

Wednesday, July 17, 2013



Well it's HOT HOT HOT and we is all CRANKY (so the mom says) and we is fighting wif each other and biting each other and the mom gived us all a WHOOPIN last night.  

(the mom - uh, Sammy darling, I did not touch any of you last night)

Well, she HOLLERED at us all last night.  So none of us sleeped in the sleepy room wif her.  She's MEAN and we need a new the mom.  

Anyway. I'll just be hanging out in MINE ham-mick today.  

Keep Cool kittehs!!!


Monday, July 15, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report


We is on strike.  The mom hates me.  She forgotted the most important day of the year - MINE GOTCHA DAY.  Mine feelings is hert and Miles and Nicky are 'ahind me and they is on strike. 

SOOOOOOOOOOOO, since the mom goofed up

HOUSE TRASHING PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Dancing Twinkie Thursday


ME does not know why the mom lady person says that this is all of us in twinkie costumes

Monday, July 08, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - the mom thinks i'm sick but it's TOO HOT to beg for foods. 

The what did Billy do report - he wented outside and helped the mom and a naybor put in new patio pavers.  The mom said that he was helpful in weighting down the stones.  MOL

the what did Nicky do report - nothing - it's TOO HOT

the foo-ton dood report - the foo-ton dood is moving to FURGINIA at the end of the month for a new jobbie.  Maybe some day i'll get to see my beloved foo-ton again. 

The syko report by whacko Sam - well, it's been kind of TOO HOT for the aliens.  they must be from a planet further out than ours and not closer to the sun, otherwise they would love the hots.  but they don't.  they just sit out there wif their tongues hanging out and drooling.  it's not pretty.  they should go inside and lay on their cold air blowy things.  Or eat their people. or whatever it is that they do.  I have not seen many peoples out either so I figure i'll nefur see them again because they'll get eaten.  oh well. 
back to you fruit crisp hips.  

::SIGH:: well that is the meezer Monday miles report for today

Friday, July 05, 2013

Happy Late 4th of July


Is it safe to come out from unner the bed? I hope so.  I hate the BOOM BOOM BOOMs

Also the mom messed up our July 4th post time so here it is now

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed

237 years later, the brave men who risked everything, many of whom died in poverty and gave up their lives for their country to sign the most important piece of paper in American History, are still my heroes.
New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

God Bless the USA

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Mindless Mom says YES to ice cream party


The mom, in her mindless state, said YES to an ice cream party! So come on in and help yourselfs!! If you are hot, come lay in our cold air blowy things that are in the floor, or lay in front of the fan things that also blow cold air around.  It's not as hot here as other places so WELCOME!!


Monday, July 01, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - ice cream.  The mom says it's too hot to cook. I think she's really just lazy.

The What did Billy do report.  - he sneezed in the mom's mouth when she was sleeping.  She said it was gross but we all laffed and laffed

The what did Nicky do report - he was a pretty good boy.  for once.  he's still a spazz though.

The whacko syko report by syko sam - well some people moved out this week and took their aliens with them.  I am hoping that it gets quieter with them gone and that other aliens don't move in.  In other news, I think that the mom has lost her mind.  If someone finds it please let us know. 

Back to you cream puff hips. 


Yes, we think that the mom has losted her mind.  It may haf blown out of her head during a storm or something, but she kind of just has a blank look on her face and stares at things a lot . 

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