Monday, July 08, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - the mom thinks i'm sick but it's TOO HOT to beg for foods. 

The what did Billy do report - he wented outside and helped the mom and a naybor put in new patio pavers.  The mom said that he was helpful in weighting down the stones.  MOL

the what did Nicky do report - nothing - it's TOO HOT

the foo-ton dood report - the foo-ton dood is moving to FURGINIA at the end of the month for a new jobbie.  Maybe some day i'll get to see my beloved foo-ton again. 

The syko report by whacko Sam - well, it's been kind of TOO HOT for the aliens.  they must be from a planet further out than ours and not closer to the sun, otherwise they would love the hots.  but they don't.  they just sit out there wif their tongues hanging out and drooling.  it's not pretty.  they should go inside and lay on their cold air blowy things.  Or eat their people. or whatever it is that they do.  I have not seen many peoples out either so I figure i'll nefur see them again because they'll get eaten.  oh well. 
back to you fruit crisp hips.  

::SIGH:: well that is the meezer Monday miles report for today

18 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Yeah, it's been too hot here to do much of anything either. We hope you get the cools soon.

Meowers from Missouri said...

ditto for the armpit of missery. too hot.

we are glad to hear that the foo-ton dude is gettin' closer to home. maybe someday he will bring the foo-ton to YOU insteda YOU haffin' to bisit IT!

the meowers are in trubble today; there was a fly-hunt, an' now there is a hole inna kitchen window screen. but the fly IS dedded.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

it's hot here too but i like it!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We have the HOTS here too! Those aliens really do need to eat their people and take over the homes. That way they wouldn't have to stay outside!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Billy is such a big help
Snorts,
Benny & Lily

colehauscats said...

Great report! We've not been too hot here so we'll send you some cool breezes. Sorry about that foo-ton. Good job on weighting down those pavers! Purrs...

ABBY said...

That is a real good Monday reeports Miles. WE is happy your Daddy is moving closer and you may get to see your footon.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Jacqueline said...

Yeah, we got the hots here too=around 100F; thank Cod we are all indoors with the central air!!...Happy Monday, handsome friends...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

Flynn said...

It's hot here too and I think I am going to melt.

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Same here with our meezer :-)

Shaggy and Scout said...

Too hot here too. I begged for a finger taste Cheez-Whiz from mom's toast but then I throwed it up.

meowmeowmans said...

It's too hot here, too. Luckily for me, I am an inside only cat!

Hugs,

Moosey

Happy Cat Family said...

It sure sounds like you are from Texas.
Happy Cat Family

Derby, Ducky said...

Footon dude is closer to home now. It is hot here too. Mum has the AC and fans going.

Whskr & Dash Kitten said...

Guys, its winter here, We know you have waited a long time for summer's warmth so hope you enjoy it!

Dash and Marjorie

Tillie and Georgia said...

We had the hots, now we gots the cools.
Footon dude getting closer :)
Way to go Billy!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Hey Sammy, mebbe if the hots keep up, the aliens tungs will fall out from panting or they might even just fry...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Good news of the futon dude. Can't wait till you get to see your beloved futon again, Miles.

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