Monday, July 22, 2013

Orinch Meniss Monday Report

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Here is the Orinch Meniss Monday report by ME - Orinch Meniss

The Foods Report - not enuf foods were gived out this week - BUT, ME did haf some ice cream.  YUMMY

The what did ME do report - ME SLEEPED SNUGGLED UP IN THE MOM LADY PERSON'S ARMS FOR ALL NIGHT.  ME has nefur done this 'afore.  The mom lady person saided that she was HOT HOT HOT but did not want to move me 'acause she was afraid that I would not snuggle her again.  

The what did NICKY do report - he was a good boy

The where is MILES report - MILES is hafing a SNIT (that's what the mom lady person calls it) 'acause he did not get any french toast.  The mom lady person says that it was too hot to cook french toast.  Also, Miles is in a box.  

The woofie report by Woofie Master Sam - er, what? WOOFIE?? Nooooo my little orinch friend, they're ALIENS and you should stay away from them.  If they keep licking you like Maxx and Cujo do, then you could turn in to one!! Yes, I see you wented outside and rubbed all ofur the alien next door named CUJO.  Did you efur see that movie? ::SHUDDER::.  The mom says he likes to sit in her lap, but I think he's just holding her down to try and eat her.  Anyway Billy, stay away from him.  'asides, your head stinks like alien breath.  That is all.  Oh, wait, ask mom where she is hiding the stamps.  The man in the bloo shorts will be here soon.  

That is the Orinch Meniss Monday report for today.  By ME.  Orinch Meniss.   

22 comments:

Nicola Carpenter said...

That was an indepth report. we hope the hots have cooled down for you.

The Paw Relations

The Florida Furkids said...

Thanks for the report! Raz likes to sleep on Mom's chest and make biscuits around her neck. She gets hot hot hot too but doesn't move him. More proof that Cats Rule!!!

The Florida Furkids

Prancer Pie said...

Great report, Billy! Too bad about no french toast, but it is kinda hot outside to be cooking. Now ice cream on the other paw.... SCORE!

Hannah and Lucy said...

That was a great weekend report Billy but we were disappointment you didn't get your french toast.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie with miles in a box are you sending him somewhere? bwahahahahah

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Uh Oh..... Miles is in a box again????????

Good job on the report, OM!

Purrs,
The Chans

William said...

Heh. Our mom doesn't need the heat as an excuse to NEVER make french toast for us.

Ginger Jasper said...

Great report. Sorry you didn't get that toast. Hoper its cooled a little for you.. Hugs GJ x

Ginger Jasper said...

Great report. Sorry you didn't get that toast. Hoper its cooled a little for you.. Hugs GJ x

Meowers from Missouri said...

so, nuthin' unyoozual goin' on there, huh? same ol', same ol'. hahahahaha!

Katnip Lounge said...

Billy, you need a job at CNN.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Poor Miles. My heart goes out to him...

Random Felines said...

you gots ice cream??? our mom had some on Sunday but refused to share....

ABBY said...

What a good report Billy!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
abby

Alexi said...

I heard CUJO gotted fixed.

Max said...

Aw, man, I think everyone got ice cream yesterday except for ME :/

George The Duck and the HotMBC Kittehs said...

Miles I will come play wif you in yore box.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore furever girlfriend Angel Sanjee

Tillie and Georgia said...

Pawsome report Billy!!!!!!!
Oh dear! Miles in a box...again?
Where to now???
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

Oui Oui said...

Miles in a box, stamps and the man in bloo. This doesn't sound good at all! But maybe its too hot to mail brothers away from home?

Derby, Ducky said...

You is Billy SweetFeets, not just an orinch meniss. We liked your report and happy to know you spent the whole night in your mum's arms.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Cujo!!!! We can't believe Billy was good. Nice snuggling time with mom
Benny & Lily

Shaggy and Scout said...

We are glad you are still a Meniss, Billy!

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