Monday, November 18, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  roast beast and eggs.  

The what did Billy do report-  he's been good - the mom has been sick so he has been helping nurse her. 

The what did Nicky do report - well, he was helping nurse the mom until he bit her stomach again unner the covers.  

The whacko-syko report by syko Sam - well, I has been too busy helping the mom feel better.  She has been furry furry sick for ofur a week and I has to make shur that she lives - that she drinks lots of water and sleeps.  She has not been able to sleep OR drink lots of water so I think I'm failing - but I will keep trying.  I can't pay attenshun to her AND the aliens at the same time.  It has been my duty to sit on her boobs and make shur she's breathing.  although she says she CANNOT breathe when I sit on her boobs.  I didn't know that's where breathing came from.  I don't breathe from my boobs.  
 back to you tapioca thighs.  

wait, Sammy has boobs? this requires further immediate investigashun.  

15 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Your poor Mommy!!! It must be awful to have to boob-breathe alla the time.

We're purrin' for her!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Miles, we send BIG purrs for your Mom to get well. WE hope she is feeling a bit better.
We also look forward to your investigation of Sammy's boobs :o
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We wouldnt ever DARE bite TBT's tummy. We would never be allowed unner the blankies again!

Ginger Jasper said...

I came to say thank you so much for the visit with loving comments when we lost our sweet boy. So appreciated and helped us so much. Hugs Carol x

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie you will make her well. is she feeding you right? and making YOU happy? cause that's what's impawtant!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dawg Nicky! BOL
Lily

ANGEL ABBY said...

MOL!!!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin teeny tiny angel from the bridge.
abby

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, it sounds like you need to entertain your mom to make her laugh. Laughter is good for the brain. It doesn't do much for breathing, though. And can you fix her some chicken soup without burning the house down? We hear that helps a sick human. Um, the chicken soup. We don't advise burning the house down even when the human is well.

The Island Cats said...

Boob breathe? Well, that's something new.

Flynn said...

Your poor mum, being ill and having squished boobs too. I hope she is soon all better.

TK and Pip said...

We sure hopes the mom is feeling better real soon. With all her nursing staff she should be up and making good foods for you tomorrow.

Derby, Ducky said...

We send purrs to your mum so she feels better. You got better foods than we did this weekend.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

We can feel trouble brewing… and hope your Mom feels much better soonest.

Purrs,
The Chans

meowmeowmans said...

Sorry to feel the Mom is feeling poorly. You kitties sound like you're doing a good job of helping her get better!

Avalon's Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

we hopez your mommeh feelz Better soon! we sure you takin furry Good care ov her ^..^ x6

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