Thursday, January 31, 2013

The mom lady person is WEERD

BILLY SWEETFEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP

ME has a question for all of you.  Does your mom lady persons make you sit on her lap and then grab your paws and sing songs and make your paws do stoopid things like clap and wave? Mine mom lady person does this to me ALL THE TIME.  She sings stoopid songs like "if you're happy and you know it clap your paws" and "good morning, how are you, it's so nice to see you, lets sing and be happy, we're all back together again".  What does that even mean? We were all together in the BED sleeping all night? Me thinks she has losted her marbles. 

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Diet is just DIE with a T on the end of it

MILES

WE IS STARVING!!!!  We've had enough of this DIE-T crap.  GIVE US SOME PEOPLE FOODS.  

I passed out from hunger

 

Monday, January 28, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles report - Late Edition

MILES


Here is the Meezer Monday "oh I werked all weekened and I'm too tired to help you blog right now lame excuse" report

The Foods report - NOTHIN.  I GOT NOTHIN.  HOW COULD SHE DO THAT TO ME?

The What did Billy do report-  he DID NOT run out in the snow.  Maybe he's learning something. 

The what did Nicky do report - he's been pretty good too.  Strange.

The whacko-syko report by syko Sam - well the aliens have not been outside very much 'acuase it's been cold and apparently they feel the cold or something.  So they are just hanging out inside cooking their people.  Back to you cannoli thighs. 

Well, that is the Meezer Monday "the mom is lame" report for today. 

Thursday, January 24, 2013

BRRRRRRR

SAMMY

I is thankful I did not haf to go out this morning when the temperchur was THIS

  But it was pretty funny that the mom had to go out in that.  MOL

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Well at least the fuzzypants will keep me warm today.  It was 4 degrees when we gotted up today! YIKES

Here's some pikshurs of me! 






 

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - the mom gotted us some of this new raw food stuff - it's turkey nuggets and they're GROSS.  I doesn't care if I has to lose 6 pounds.  I's NOT eating gross foods.  I gotted TWO TINY bites of Tri-tip beef and THAT'S IT.  I need a new the mom. 

The What did Billy do report - well he gotted out of the house one night in the cold and when the mom opened the door to go out and get him, he shot inside like his butt was on fire.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - he's been rattling paper bags n stuff at night and it's annoying the mom.  GOOD JOB NICKY.

The whacko-yacko report by syko Sam:  um, thank you pumpkin-pie hips. If that is your real name.  I still think YOU are the alien and are here to abduct me.  Why do you keep shoving your nose up my butt when i eat? YOU ARE WEERD. LEAVE ME ALONE.  AHHHHHHHHH.  I'm going unner the bed.  You go away. 

::SIGH:: - well at least I'm having fun chasing Sam around the house.  and that's all that matters, right?

that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

I has a huge Sad

MILES


Mine gorgeous girlfriendcat Sanjee has cancer.  I am devastated and heartbroken, but I will be with her through it all. 

I loves you Sanjee.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Our prize!!

SAMMY

So a while ago we winned the Beebs Day draw.  and we got lots of really cool pressies all thet way from FRANCE!!!!  Somehow the mom screwed up the camera and all the pikshurs on it, including the ones from the space center where she wented in december, all haf todays date on it.  She werks wif computers and she is a idiot!!


 There's things in there that I just HAD to check out.  Toys and nip, 2 different kinds of treats, a red dot for Miles to kill, a card with handsome Beebs on it, and a calendar of all the Poupounette!! WOW!!!!!
 The toys they are ALL MINE
 Ok Nick, you can have one.   OH LOOK - Gramma Trixie sent us one too!!!
 Then there were these jerky treat things (Catessy) - OH BAST they smelled GOOD.  To me and Miles and Billy just wolfed them down!!!

 Beebs, dood, you are PAWSOME.  

and the mom thanks you for the chocolate AND the calendar - she is SQUEEING all over the place at the pikshurs.  WE cannot wait to try the Ever So Tasty Treats, but as soon as the mom's back was turned we ripped open the bag with the rest of the toys.  MOL.  

Monday, January 14, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

I am back.  Aliens did NOT take me to the mothership.  That I know of.  But there's one day I don't remember, so maybe they did.  Anyway, it's harder to eat now but mine mouf finally stopped herting.  I did not tell the mom that mine mouth hert, so I doesn't know how she figgerd it out.  She must be smart or something.  You know, for a bean. 

The Foods Report - I gotted some steak and some chick-hen.  And Sunday I gotted some French Toast.  It was yummy. 

The what did Billy do report-  well the mom made the mistake of tickling Billy's Belleh so Billy shredded her hand.  MOL.

The what did Nicky do report - he's been pretty good lately.  he only opened the mom's insulin fridge twice. 

The alien report by syko whacko Sam - ::sniff sniff sniff:: - I am not convinced that YOU are not an alien.  so BACK OFF. 

Well, Sam ranned away, so that's the end of the report for today. 

Tomorrow we will be posting some pics of something WONDERFUL we gotted from some furriends all the way in FRANCE.  Can you guess who??

Thursday, January 10, 2013

It's back

SAMMY

Hey, Miles got back sometime last night while I was sleeping.  I went to sleep all hissy at the imposter and this morning Miles was back - sleeping right where the alien was. 

But, why does mine butt smell weerd?  

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

It's still here

SAMMY

That THING that calls itself Miles is still here.  And the mom has been duped into believing it really is Miles.  It's cranky and IT YELLED AT ME when I hissed at it.  The mom is arming herself with the baby powder and she is threatening to squirt our butts with it so that I will stop hissing at that THING.  She better not have any ideas about squirting my butt with anything.

Monday, January 07, 2013

Meezer Monday Sammy Report

SAMMY

There's an alien in our house who insists that his name is Miles Meezer.  He can't fool me, he's NOT Miles.  Fake Miles STINKS.  Real Miles has no smell.  I don't know who the mom brought home from the v-e-t, but I want Miles back.  Oh and fake Miles has only 4 teef.  When real Miles left here he had more teefs than that.  I don't know what's going on around here, but it's not good.  The aliens have invaded mine house and body snatched Miles. 

I am going back unner the bed. 

OH, better yet, I'm going to hide out at Auntie Bee's

Friday, January 04, 2013

How is 2013 a good year so far?

MILES

UPDATE from SAMMY:  the v-e-t called and Miles has to haf 6 teefs taked out - two of them is 'fekted and 4 of them are "absorptive" whatever that means.  The v-e-t feels bad that poor Miles gotted the really short end of the dental stick.  He will haf about 4 or 5 teefs left.  

I's stuck here at the v-e-t and they are going to steal mine teefs.  I already peed on efurryone I could pee on and they STILL did not let me leave with the mom.  Oh, and I'm SOOOOO mad at her for this! SHE WILL PAY.  

I BETTER GET FRENCH TOAST TOMORROW.  

 

Thursday, January 03, 2013

wait, WHAT?

MILES

I'm going WHERE tomorrow for WHAT??

I don't THINK so. 


NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

YES mine mouf herts but NO i'm NOT GOING to the torchur place to haf more teefs ripped out. 

NO

NO

NO

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

It's our Blogaversary

SAMMY

Today is our 6th blogaversary! A lot has happened in the 6 years since we started blogging.  We've made hundreds of new friends.  We've lost dozens of friends - kitty, woofie and human.  When we started blogging I was a little over 1 and Miles was a kitten, and Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie were still with us.  Now I'm the geezer meezer in the house.  Well that's what our v-e-t says.  But after they kidnapped me and stole my bloods they said i was in PERFEKT health.  Except I need a dental.  And MILES has to haf 5 more teefs taken out this Friday. 

Anyway, we hopes to keep blogging or a while to come and we is glad all of you are our friends. 

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS