Thursday, March 28, 2013

I wonder...

MILES

I wonder if french toast made from eggs left by the Easter Bunny would be magically delicous?

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

OH MY BAST

SAMMY

The mom is INSANE.  She signed up for THIS:  Run for your Lives  
Her race is in August. 
She WILLINGLY will get her brains eaten by zombies.  Please tell us what to do to knock some sense into her head!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report:  FRENCH TOAST.  It was made from somefing called "paleo bread" and it was really really good!! And also tri-tip

The what did Billy do report - he's been pretty good - no running outside

The what did Nicky do report - he's been good too! sheesh!!

The whacko-syko report by syko Sam (who has NOT been good - he poked the mom's eye wif his claw while she was sleeping)  - well spring has not been here yet - it's still snowing here and the aliens have been inside.  which is good 'acause then mine head doesn't hert and i doesn't get all nervous when they're out.  I don't think they'll eat me, but you nefur know. And I's sorry that i poked the mom wif mine claw.  it's her fault anyway.  she should haf trimmed mine claws. 

Back to you cinnamon bun thighs. 

::SIGH:: - at least I gotted french toast.

Happy Purrfday foo-ton dood!!!!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Dancing Wednesday

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Me thinks that we needs to dance today! Anyone want to join me? 


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

We has a sad

SAMMY

One of our oldest and dearest furriends.  We will meet you at the Bridge one day dear furriend


Monday, March 18, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - chick-hen and eggs.  I think  I needs some french toast

The what did Billy do report - Billy is still coughing but he did manage to run outside.  some people haf asked about why Billy gets so sick - the v-e-t thinks that he has only one nostril that akshually werks, and that is why he cannot breathe really well, and that he has always had a upper res-pi-tory prollem that will nefur go away.  the mom says he sounds like he has new-monia, but we think it's prolly the old-monia. 

The what did Nicky do report - his new favorite thing to do is sit on the coffee table right in front of the mom so she cannot see the TV, then pretend that he is deaf when she asks him to get down. 

The whacko-syko report by syko Sam - well, it snowed lots this week so the people did not want to take the aliens outside too much.  I think with warmer weather coming that the mother ship is getting closer - one of the aliens in the nay-bor-hood was just howling non stop for a long time one day.  i think that it was trying to find out how far away from us the mothership was. 
Back to you cream-horn hips.

::SIGH::

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, March 14, 2013

SNOW PARTY!!!!

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS


Mommy says we can has a SNOW PARTY today!!!! It's snowing here and we has HAM!!!!!! COME ON OFUR!!!
Billy says COME ON OFUR AND PLAY WIF ME!!!!

 MILES SAYS YAY!!!!!!




 We has boxes!!!!

Sammy says "the nip nanner is MINE" but come on ofur!!!!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Bwahahahahaha

SAMMY

I don't think our the mom knows about 2nd brekkies OR 3rd dinner

Monday, March 11, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report:  chick-hen and unborn chick-hen (eggs)

The what did Billy do report  the mom  let him out to roll on the driveway on a warm day and he walked in wif her all by himself.  he still koffs all the time and has breathing prollems.  the mom is sad. 

The what did Nicky do report- he's been good!

The whack report by syko sam- the aliens are getting restless in the warm weather.  they are getting louder when they call the mothership.  its supposed to get colder this week so maybe they will shut up.  back to you cheesecake hips.

that is the meezer mondy miles report for today

Thursday, March 07, 2013

SAMMY

I should take this poor kitteh unner my wing and train him the right way for racing.   





Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Purrsssss needed for our furriend

MILES

we has a favor to ask - can efurryone go ofur and offer some purrrss for sweet Mistrie Rose? She is one of our oldest and dearest furriends in the whole blogosphere.  

Also Billy is not feeling furry well at all today - the mom is here are home wif us and waiting to hear back from the v-e-t as to what we should do.  

Monday, March 04, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - roast chick-hen and roast SQUASH.  We all loves squash!!!! It was dee-lishy!!!

The What did Billy do report - Billy has been feeling very poorly lately - he has a upper respitory disease and he coffs and chokes alot.  The v-e-t said that he should haf a 'spensive set of tests, but we doesn't haf the green papers for it so the v-e-t gived him more steeroids to help him breathe better.  They work ok for a little while.  Billy said he likes them 'acause they turn him into the 'credible hulk!! 

The what did Nicky do report - well it seems that Nicky also has the same upper respitory prollem Billy has - he might haf catched it from Billy licking his face all the time.  We doesn't know.  But the steeroids help Nicky a lot more then they help Billy, and Nicky doesn't turn into the 'credible hulk. 

The whacko report by syko Sam - well it's still been cold out and I see the aliens dragging their humans around outside.  The humans are starting to look pale and sickly all bundled up against the cold.  I would think that the aliens would want their humans fattened up and healthy looking - they would taste better that way.  But what does I know - I's not a alien.  No really, I's NOT.  
Back to you tapioca thighs. 

The why we haf not bisited too many blogs report - well the mom is training to run some stoopid Zombie 5k and her werk skjule is hard and for some reason she cannot see a lot of your blogs from her werk computer anymore.  We will try and bisit as many bloggies as we can at night when she gets home, but we can't bisit efurryone efurry day.  This makes us mad.  Also this is her excuse for not helping us post more often too.  She's just LAME and a poor excuse for a the mom.  She could be demoted to "that woman" if she doesn't shape up.  

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.  

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...