Monday, April 29, 2013

Meezer Monday Nicky Report

NICHOLAS NEWSYPANTS MEEZER

It has occurred to me that I has not had mine fair share of blogging time.  So I am taking ofur.  

The Foods Report - Miles had steak.  

The What did Billy do - he gotted snoopervised outside time in the driveway. 

The what did I do report - I did NOTHING WRONG EVER. I AM PURRFECT. 
I certainly did NOT knock over a basket of clothes onto the floor.  Nope, that was not me. And i certainly did not dive unner the covers and scratch mommy's leg.  that was not me either.  
  OOPS, Miles is coming - I better run - this is the meezer monday nicky report for today

 

Friday, April 26, 2013

oh thank Bast

MILES

ATTENSHUN!!!  The mom has buyed a HAM.  PARTY AT OUR HOUSE THIS WEEKEND!!!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

EXCUSE ME!

MILES

EXCUSE ME! HEY YOU! THE MOM!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!!

It has come to my attention that we do NOT have any HAM or BREAD or EGGS in the house.  How do you expect me to eat?  

Monday, April 22, 2013

Meezer Monday

MILES



ARRGH the mom messed up the scheduled post

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - roast beast and chick-hen

The what did Billy do report - remember how he said he was a GOOD BOY for asking to come in last week? Well he ranned out wifout asking the next day and then made the mom chase him to get him back in.  Jurk.

The what did Nicky do report - he attacked me when i was laying around the other day.  totally unprovoked.  Jurk

The jurkity jurk jurk report from head jurk syko sam - :::ahem please hold on for a minute:::  HEY MILES YOU JURK - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SPILLED THE WATER DISH ON YOURSELF I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.  Ok back to the alien report - so the alien on the other side of the wall had little aliens and they are LOUD.  All they do is HOWL all day and night.  SHEESH.  they're giving me a headache.  They are a little over a week old.  I hope they get quieter when they get older.  And i hope they don't tunnel over here and eat me.  Back to you jurk chicken thighs.

YOU DID TOO SPILL THE WATER ON ME!!! JURK

That's the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, April 19, 2013

The Orinch Meniss Friday Report

BILLY SWEETFEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP

Here is the Orinch Meniss Friday report

The Foods Report - ME EATED BUCKWHEAT GRITS.  ME was disapointed that there was no vishus deer buck or wheat in it, but it was good.  The mom lady person putted butter AND cream on them!!

The what did ME do report - the mom lady person letted me outside yesserday and tolded me to stay on the walkway and ME did.  ME efen askded to go inside when ME was done rolling around.  ME WAS GOOD BOY

That is the Orinch Meniss Friday report for today

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

OMG - it's DANCING WEDNESDAY

BILLY SWEETFEETS

ME DARES you to watch this whole thing without getting up to dance or laughing your tooshy off.  Or both

 

Monday, April 15, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - soft boiled eggs and roast pork. 

The what did Billy do report - he was pretty good - no running outside.  Then again, it's cold again so he prolly won't go out till it's warmer

The what did Nicky do report - well he didn't do much - except walk over the moms' face every 20 minutes one night.  She didnt get much sleep that night.

The whacko syko report by Syko Sam - OH. MY. BAST.  The alien in the other side of our house HAD BABY ALIENS last Thursday.  4 OF THEM.  IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!! They prolly want little kitties to eat and I'm the 2nd littlest kitty here.  I hope they take Nicky first.  I has to go hide now. Oh yeah, back to you whipped cream butt.

Yeah, there's baby pibbles next door.  (pibbles = pit bulls).  I hope they're cute. 

Oh yeah, the mom says I get a flood light fixture tonight 'acause I skratched mine sore unner mine ear open again.  HELP!!!!!

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Why we have not visited too much

SAMMY

First it's because the mom is useless

Then there's THIS 



 

Which is training for THIS on August 17th 
 
And then she's studying for THIS
 
Plus all the BLAH BLAH BLAH JOB BLAH BLAH BLAH LONG COMMUTE BLAH BLAH BLAH
 
But mostly it's 'acause she is hafing a issue with her diabetes - it's gotten worse as she's eating healthier and doing the running training and strength training at the gym.  She is confused about it and it's making her very very tired so we is trying to help her.  Well SOME of us are trying to help her, OTHERS ::AHEM NICHOLAS:: are being little brats and making her even more nuts than she usually is.  We is trying to visit as many of you as we can - we love you all.  

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Amazing Wednesday

NICHOLAS WET FUZZYPANTS

Why are mine fuzzypants wet you might ask? Well, last night we hadded a thunderstorm and mommy lefted the window in the human litterbox room open and I sat there and watched all the lights and listened to the booms.  It was fun, except that the rain came right in the window.  

So after I gotted good and wet, I went into the sleepy room and climbed into bed with mommy,  Right unner the covers.  Right up against her.  She woke up in a panic wondering why the qwilt, blankie and flannel sheets and her shert were all wet.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

Monday, April 08, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report - and thank you all for your kindness after mine Sanjee went to the Bridge. 

The Foods Report - i gotted soft boiled eggs.  they was good.

The what did Billy do report - he's acting like his furriend HouBibi and he houdini'd out the door a couple of times Sunday.  it was warm ut. 

The what did Nicky do report - he went' SPLAT into a box of the mom's grammie's crystal and broked 2 full lead crystal champagne saucers.  I guess people in the 1920's licked champagne off saucers.  The mom was MAD and then she cried.  BAD NICKY. 

Sammy is currently unner the bed - the alien that lives on the other side of our duplex has been hollering all day and he is upset.  So there is no syko sam report for today. 

The what else is going on wif me report:  Can you see the red spot unner mine ear on the side of mine head?

Well the mom is upset 'acause I started skratching that open the day Sanjee wented to the Bridge, and I haf skratched the skab off a squillion times.  She says if I doesn't leave it alone I has to wear a cone of shame.  I doesn't fink so


Thursday, April 04, 2013

Why yes, thank you for asking

SAMMY

Deer The Mom

Why YES I did stick mine nose in the garbage bag that you pulled out of the trash can in the kitch-hen.  I smelled begetables and thought maybe there were corn stalks in there.  But all I found was some yucky chick-hen liver stuff that you throwed out . You could not haf possibly smelled that when I shoved mine nose up your nostril at 2am could you?

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Dancing Tuesday

BILLY

We is still vary sad in our house about Miss Sanjee going to the Bridge, and Miles just wants to stay in bed an cry, but he did say we could dance today and that would probably haf made Sanjee happy, she did like to dance with him. 

So today we are swing dancing!!


Monday, April 01, 2013

Mine Sanjee is now an angel

MILES

I am heartbroken.  Please go and send purrrss to MomRobyn and the rest of the Hotties.  They are more heartbroken. 

Meezer Sadness

MILES


Please purrr and purray for mine Sanjee - she may be going to the Bridge today. 

Good thing....

MILES It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now!