The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
It's Gotcha Birthday Day at our house
ALL OF US
HAPPY PURRFDAY MOMMY, THE MOM, MOM LADY PERSON!!!!! Sometimes we love you!!! MOL MOL MOL
Meezer Mom
Happy Gotcha Day to my best birthday present ever - sweet Poosie Pie.
MILES
See, this is why SOMETIMES we love you - you had to 'barass me on mine gotcha day
HAPPY PURRFDAY MOMMY, THE MOM, MOM LADY PERSON!!!!! Sometimes we love you!!! MOL MOL MOL
Meezer Mom
Happy Gotcha Day to my best birthday present ever - sweet Poosie Pie.
MILES
See, this is why SOMETIMES we love you - you had to 'barass me on mine gotcha day
Monday, June 24, 2013
Meezer Monday Miles Report
MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - well glooten free French toast is still French toast, right? maybe.
The what did Billy do report - He gotted to go outside during the nayborhood brunch on Sunday and HE WAS GOOD - he didn't run away or nothing.
The what did Nicky do report - it's too hot for him to do anything
The whacko - syko report by syko Sam - well the aliens were all out sunday morning for the nayborhood brunch - I think that they were drooling and trying to figure out what people they were going to eat. I saw one of them looking at the mom and drooling. I was going to run out there and stop him, but, well, I'm afraid of the outside so I just ran unner the bed and hoped for the best. I guess it was ok. Back to you batter butt.
Thanks syko Sam. Oh, please purray for a lost kitty - the mom's furriend lost one of his kitties when she ran out onto his deck and crashed through the screen. He cannot find her anywhere.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - well glooten free French toast is still French toast, right? maybe.
The what did Billy do report - He gotted to go outside during the nayborhood brunch on Sunday and HE WAS GOOD - he didn't run away or nothing.
The what did Nicky do report - it's too hot for him to do anything
The whacko - syko report by syko Sam - well the aliens were all out sunday morning for the nayborhood brunch - I think that they were drooling and trying to figure out what people they were going to eat. I saw one of them looking at the mom and drooling. I was going to run out there and stop him, but, well, I'm afraid of the outside so I just ran unner the bed and hoped for the best. I guess it was ok. Back to you batter butt.
Thanks syko Sam. Oh, please purray for a lost kitty - the mom's furriend lost one of his kitties when she ran out onto his deck and crashed through the screen. He cannot find her anywhere.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Not another one
SAMUEL ALFONSE MEEZER
First Marigold, then Skeezy and now, oh why, now mine bestest furriend and mine "godfather" Tony!!! We did some good work together Tony - especially when Chey was running for president. I wonder what will become of the "family" now.
First Marigold, then Skeezy and now, oh why, now mine bestest furriend and mine "godfather" Tony!!! We did some good work together Tony - especially when Chey was running for president. I wonder what will become of the "family" now.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Forever Friends
ALL OF US
Our hearts are very very heavy and hurty today. Two of our dear furriends have gone to the Bridge this week.
Ferst, sweet Marigold - formerly of Rose and the Royals, rescued by Mom Laura when Mom Rose went to the human Bridge. Marigold, sweetheart, we will miss you always.
And now Skeezix. Oh Bast. Skeezy buddy, we wished you had a lot more time. We are aching for the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face, and Mao and Tripper too. You were a rockstar among cats and the world will definitely be a less fabulous and pink place with out you. We love you dood.
We are just gonna to cry now.
Our hearts are very very heavy and hurty today. Two of our dear furriends have gone to the Bridge this week.
Ferst, sweet Marigold - formerly of Rose and the Royals, rescued by Mom Laura when Mom Rose went to the human Bridge. Marigold, sweetheart, we will miss you always.
And now Skeezix. Oh Bast. Skeezy buddy, we wished you had a lot more time. We are aching for the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face, and Mao and Tripper too. You were a rockstar among cats and the world will definitely be a less fabulous and pink place with out you. We love you dood.
We are just gonna to cry now.
Monday, June 17, 2013
Meezer Monday Miles Report
MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods report - so, the dad told the mom to make me French toast this weekend. Oh I was sooooooooooo 'acited. BUT, do you think she did? NO SHE DID NOT. Sammy may have un-fired her, but I HAVE FIRED HER NOW. It was a direct order AND SHE DISOBEYED IT. I think she should WALK THE PLANK. I'm too upset to finish mine report. Someone else will haf to do it for me.
THE ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT
The Foods Report- I gotted pork. mwahahahahaha. I stealed it.
The What did the Orinch Meniss do report - ME IS a sooper hero and ME HAS TO GET OUTSIDE TO SAVE PEOPLE. There are lots of people out there that need to be saved by the Orinch Meniss. ME doesn't know why the mom lady person does not unnerstand that.
The what did Nicky do report - ME does not know. ME was too busy being a sooper hero.
The woofie report by Sammy - WOOFIES?? WHAT WOOFIES??? WHERE???? I only see aliens. LOTS and LOTS of them. I is going to hide out at mine Auntie Bee's house. Or maybe mine sweet gorgeous girlfriend Abby Manx's house.
Well that is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT for today.
::HEY LARDBUTT, the mom lady person just gived us foods - you better hurry::
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods report - so, the dad told the mom to make me French toast this weekend. Oh I was sooooooooooo 'acited. BUT, do you think she did? NO SHE DID NOT. Sammy may have un-fired her, but I HAVE FIRED HER NOW. It was a direct order AND SHE DISOBEYED IT. I think she should WALK THE PLANK. I'm too upset to finish mine report. Someone else will haf to do it for me.
THE ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT
The Foods Report- I gotted pork. mwahahahahaha. I stealed it.
The What did the Orinch Meniss do report - ME IS a sooper hero and ME HAS TO GET OUTSIDE TO SAVE PEOPLE. There are lots of people out there that need to be saved by the Orinch Meniss. ME doesn't know why the mom lady person does not unnerstand that.
The what did Nicky do report - ME does not know. ME was too busy being a sooper hero.
The woofie report by Sammy - WOOFIES?? WHAT WOOFIES??? WHERE???? I only see aliens. LOTS and LOTS of them. I is going to hide out at mine Auntie Bee's house. Or maybe mine sweet gorgeous girlfriend Abby Manx's house.
Well that is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT for today.
::HEY LARDBUTT, the mom lady person just gived us foods - you better hurry::
Friday, June 14, 2013
Good Noos
SAMMY
The mom says we can trash the house all weekend. MOL
MILES: ::psst Sammy. I don't think that's what she said:
SAMMY: ::SHHHHHH cream cheese hips, the mom did too say that::
MILES: ::um, well, ok::
AHEM, we will be trashing the house all weekend!! WOOO HOOOOO
The mom says we can trash the house all weekend. MOL
MILES: ::psst Sammy. I don't think that's what she said:
SAMMY: ::SHHHHHH cream cheese hips, the mom did too say that::
MILES: ::um, well, ok::
AHEM, we will be trashing the house all weekend!! WOOO HOOOOO
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Will you please take me back Sammy?
MEEZER MOM
My dearest sweet silly Sammy,
I love you more than anything in the world. I wish that you would forgive me for whatever it is that I did. I will do whatever you want me to do so that you will love me again.
I would really prefer if you did NOT have a house trashing party, but in all honesty, the house looks like a bomb went off anyway (thank you Nicholas) so I will allow it this time. Besides, most of your friends are here sitting on the couches and tables staring at me.
If that is what it takes to make you love me again, then go ahead and have fun my darling boy.
Love
The Mom
::shhh I hear the mom upstairs, come on Miles, hit "publish" before she comes downstairs and finds us at her laptop::
My dearest sweet silly Sammy,
I love you more than anything in the world. I wish that you would forgive me for whatever it is that I did. I will do whatever you want me to do so that you will love me again.
I would really prefer if you did NOT have a house trashing party, but in all honesty, the house looks like a bomb went off anyway (thank you Nicholas) so I will allow it this time. Besides, most of your friends are here sitting on the couches and tables staring at me.
If that is what it takes to make you love me again, then go ahead and have fun my darling boy.
Love
The Mom
::shhh I hear the mom upstairs, come on Miles, hit "publish" before she comes downstairs and finds us at her laptop::
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Still Fired???
SAMMY
I have thought long and hard about mine firing of the mom. While I believe that what I did was necessary and right, I do kind of miss the mom snuggling me at night (butter butt has weaseled his way into MINE spot) and I do kind of miss the mom kissing on me too. BUT I do have somedemands requests that need to be fulfilled before she's unfired.
1. MINE sleepy spot back
2. Time to visit our furriends
3. Blogging AT LEAST 3 times per week.
4. A house trashing party
I will gif her 24 hours to respond.
I have thought long and hard about mine firing of the mom. While I believe that what I did was necessary and right, I do kind of miss the mom snuggling me at night (butter butt has weaseled his way into MINE spot) and I do kind of miss the mom kissing on me too. BUT I do have some
1. MINE sleepy spot back
2. Time to visit our furriends
3. Blogging AT LEAST 3 times per week.
4. A house trashing party
I will gif her 24 hours to respond.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Meezer Monday Miles Report - and Sammy's Purrfday
MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Mom is Fired report - well, Sammy fired her for neglect. I had to pay her in snuggles in order for her to type this for me. She's a little mad at Sammy for firing her. BUT, on the other hand, she DID NOT go and buy stinky goodness for us either. So the mad goes both ways. Perhaps we need the Cascade Kitchen Counselor or someone like that the settle this.
The Foods Report - well since the mom was away for "werk" I did not get any good foods. I tried to steal some sausage last night when she gotted home, but she said flames would shoot out my butt. Personally, I think that would be pretty cool - I would have mine own flame thrower. But the mom is kind of set on not having us shoot flames out our butts. Prolly 'acause we would do something like burn her eyebrows off when we farted at her while she's sleeping.
The what did Billy do report - he was good for Auntie Ellen while the mom was gone. Then he ranned out of the house and gotted into the mom's car when she gotted home. maybe he thought she would take him to mc ronalds for chick-hen nuggets.
The what did Nicky do report - well when the mom gotted home, he ranned into the dungeon and the mom could not find him there unner all themess, clutter, garbage, er STUFF so she locked him in there until he started screaming at the top of his lungs to get let out.
Uh, ok, maybe that's a lie. She did lock him in there though, and when she opened the door 5 minutes later he was still playing unner all thegarbage, stuff. He finally camed up when he thought we was getting foods.
The whacko, syko report from Syko Sam:
HAHAHAHAHA, the mom will not type for him until he apologizes for firing her. And it's his purrfday - so he better apologize so that we can get his party started!!!!
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report - it's going to be a good week - the mom and Sammy are hafing a battle of wills.
It's Sammy's purrfday - and we is having a party - so come on over and haf some treats!!
And play wif stuff
And haf a ride in the monster weiner mobile!!!
PEE ESS: run on ofur to Nicky's special furriend MYST's purrfday party!!!!
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Mom is Fired report - well, Sammy fired her for neglect. I had to pay her in snuggles in order for her to type this for me. She's a little mad at Sammy for firing her. BUT, on the other hand, she DID NOT go and buy stinky goodness for us either. So the mad goes both ways. Perhaps we need the Cascade Kitchen Counselor or someone like that the settle this.
The Foods Report - well since the mom was away for "werk" I did not get any good foods. I tried to steal some sausage last night when she gotted home, but she said flames would shoot out my butt. Personally, I think that would be pretty cool - I would have mine own flame thrower. But the mom is kind of set on not having us shoot flames out our butts. Prolly 'acause we would do something like burn her eyebrows off when we farted at her while she's sleeping.
The what did Billy do report - he was good for Auntie Ellen while the mom was gone. Then he ranned out of the house and gotted into the mom's car when she gotted home. maybe he thought she would take him to mc ronalds for chick-hen nuggets.
The what did Nicky do report - well when the mom gotted home, he ranned into the dungeon and the mom could not find him there unner all the
Uh, ok, maybe that's a lie. She did lock him in there though, and when she opened the door 5 minutes later he was still playing unner all the
The whacko, syko report from Syko Sam:
HAHAHAHAHA, the mom will not type for him until he apologizes for firing her. And it's his purrfday - so he better apologize so that we can get his party started!!!!
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report - it's going to be a good week - the mom and Sammy are hafing a battle of wills.
It's Sammy's purrfday - and we is having a party - so come on over and haf some treats!!
And play wif stuff
And haf a ride in the monster weiner mobile!!!
PEE ESS: run on ofur to Nicky's special furriend MYST's purrfday party!!!!
Friday, June 07, 2013
yes FIRED
SAMMY
I fired the mom. She had to go on a werk trip and did not leave any stinky goodness for us. That is WRONG. Plus we have not been able to blog or visit our friends very much and that is also WRONG.
I fired the mom. She had to go on a werk trip and did not leave any stinky goodness for us. That is WRONG. Plus we have not been able to blog or visit our friends very much and that is also WRONG.
Thursday, June 06, 2013
Monday, June 03, 2013
Meezer Monday Miles Report
MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - chick-hen and pork. Billy eated sweet cherries. Sammy eated corn stalks. Nicky eated glooten free bread.
The what did Billy do report - ranned out in the rain - and ran right back in
The what did Nicky do report - he decided to lay on the back of the couch and stick his tail in the mom's ear - a lot, and it made her laff and laff and then she aksidentally hit his tail and he gotted mad
The what did the mom do report - she walked from our howse to the village where we live for "canal days" and then she walked back - almost 8 miles. She's NUTS.
The whacko syko report by syko Sam - well the alien next door captured a soccer ball from the nayborhood kids - and HE EATED IT. THE WHOLE THING. HE EATED IT. Maybe he thought it was a egg or something. WEERD. back to you cupcake butt.
Someone pleast tell the mom to start eating wheat again so I can has some REAL French toast.
that is the meezer monady miles report for today
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - chick-hen and pork. Billy eated sweet cherries. Sammy eated corn stalks. Nicky eated glooten free bread.
The what did Billy do report - ranned out in the rain - and ran right back in
The what did Nicky do report - he decided to lay on the back of the couch and stick his tail in the mom's ear - a lot, and it made her laff and laff and then she aksidentally hit his tail and he gotted mad
The what did the mom do report - she walked from our howse to the village where we live for "canal days" and then she walked back - almost 8 miles. She's NUTS.
The whacko syko report by syko Sam - well the alien next door captured a soccer ball from the nayborhood kids - and HE EATED IT. THE WHOLE THING. HE EATED IT. Maybe he thought it was a egg or something. WEERD. back to you cupcake butt.
Someone pleast tell the mom to start eating wheat again so I can has some REAL French toast.
that is the meezer monady miles report for today
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