Wednesday, November 27, 2013

We are breaking her down

MILES


I saw a TURKEY coming into the house the other day - and it's THAWING in the cold box.  We may have turkey after all!!! I CAN'T WAIT

Monday, November 25, 2013

Meezer Monday Sammy Report

SAMMY

Here is some bideo of me doing what I do when the mom is in the human litterbox room.  Ignore the fact that I made her sit on the human litterbox.  Oh, and Nicky butted in. But you can hear my rumbly purrs!


 

Friday, November 22, 2013

wait, WHAT?

MILES

The mom says she is NOT cooking a turkey next week for turkey day! She is taking grammie to a restaurant for turkey.  NO TURKEY.  OH. MY. BAST. I am so upset I'm SHAKING.  I think I have turkey withdrawl already.  I need suggestions to convince the mom to cook turkey on turkey day.  HELP!!!!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Ho Down

BILLY SWEETFEETS

We is getting ready for Turkey Day - so let's haf a HO DOWN!!!!

 

Monday, November 18, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  roast beast and eggs.  

The what did Billy do report-  he's been good - the mom has been sick so he has been helping nurse her. 

The what did Nicky do report - well, he was helping nurse the mom until he bit her stomach again unner the covers.  

The whacko-syko report by syko Sam - well, I has been too busy helping the mom feel better.  She has been furry furry sick for ofur a week and I has to make shur that she lives - that she drinks lots of water and sleeps.  She has not been able to sleep OR drink lots of water so I think I'm failing - but I will keep trying.  I can't pay attenshun to her AND the aliens at the same time.  It has been my duty to sit on her boobs and make shur she's breathing.  although she says she CANNOT breathe when I sit on her boobs.  I didn't know that's where breathing came from.  I don't breathe from my boobs.  
 back to you tapioca thighs.  

wait, Sammy has boobs? this requires further immediate investigashun.  

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

I'm furry sorry Nicky

THE MOM

Deer Nicholas Fuzzypants - I'm very very very very very very very sorry that I missed your purrfday yesterday.  I know that even though I was very sick and in bed most of the day is no excuse.  However, I DID let you lay under the covers with me and bite my stomach TWICE so that should make up for it! 

Anyway, you are more than welcome to have all of your furriends over for a party!   

Love you
Mommy 

Monday, November 11, 2013

Happy Veteran's Day

In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.




The Original Poem handwritten by the author
This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI


November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.


Happy Veterans Day to all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans, whom we are losing at a rapid pace.   They were "The Greatest Generation"


THANK YOU all for keeping our country free.

Friday, November 08, 2013

Snowball Fight!!!!

SAMMY

Well, I has tied Miles to a tree and we is ready to throw snowballs at him!!!  um, what mom? I has to untie him? Why?  oh it's not fair that he can't throw snowballs back at me? Well that's really my point.  Oh, I see.  Fair Fight.  Whatever.  Ok, I will untie him.  

Ok, so we can choose up sides or just throw snowballs at everyone!!! 
We got lots of piles of them!  

  Ready? 

AIM


FIRE

 I hope you all ducked!!!

When we gets cold we can go in and snuggle in piles of warm blankies


and have some white hot cocoa (safe for kitties) and some catnip tea and some fancy coffee!!



 and some snowballs we can EAT!!!!




We will be here all weekend, so drop in a few times or stay all weekend!!! 

Thursday, November 07, 2013

Snow party Friday!!!

MILES


It's 'posed to snow tomorrow in the shower!!!! So we is hafing a party there tomorrow!!!

SAMMY

Uh, cupcake butt, I think the guy on the talking pikshur box said he's going to shower us with snow tomorrow - maybe outside? But we is hafing a party anyway - it may not be in the rain box, but we are planning winter type activities - you know, snuggling in blankies, throwing snowballs at Miles and hafing FOODS.  

MILES

Yes, it's going to be a lot of fu................ WAIT.  THROWING SNOW BALLS AT MILES? What kind of crap is that??? You are asking for it buddy - SNOWBALL WAR TOMORROW AT OUR HOUSE.    

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS