Thursday, January 23, 2014

Answer your cat's questions day - well ANSWER THEM

SAMMY

Well YESTERDAY was answer your cat's questions day, but as usual our the mom is a day late and a few brain cells short.  Or something like that.  So she has to answer our questions NOW.  

Question 1:  Who is your favorite? 
Answer 1: Well Sammy is my favorite sapphire eyed boy, and Miles is my favorite light blue eyed boy, and Billy is my favorite Orinch boy and Nicky is my favorite spinny grey meezer boy.  
Comment:  That's Lame. (Miles)

Question 2: Why don't we get stinky goodness very much anymore
Answer 2: Because I'm too lazy to buy it at the store place.
Comment:  That's Lame.

Question 3:  Why are you gone eleventy nine hours a day? 
Answer 3: Well I don't want you to get too used to sleeping in all day and I have to make green papers for stuff.  Like shoos.  I love shoos.  I love shoos more than all of you. 
Comment:  LAME. (Miles)

Question 4:  Why can't you leave our eye boogers and mighty claws of death alone? 
Answer 4:  Well, you would look like wild animals and scratch the beejeebus out of me.  And I like the beejeebus to stay where it is.
 Comment: We are wild animals.  Lame answer  (Miles)

Question 5: Why are you so lame? 
Answer 5:  Frankly, I was lame before you came to live with me.  I've always been lame since i was a blurpy and then a little sticky person.  I will probably always be lame.
Comment: That's true.

Question 6:  So, we have beaten you into submission?
Answer 6:  Apparently so.  
Comment:  MEEZERS FOR THE WIN.

Comment from the mom: well your grammar is getting much better, but do you seriously think I would admit that you win?   
 

10 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie i think she likes you the best.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sweet Purrfections said...

At least your mom answered your questions. Our mom totally missed the memo.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Now I know your secrets
Lily

Meowers from Missouri said...

Yeah, we get that same crapola, too "you're my favorite ed", "you're my favorite orange boy", etc. Our mommer an' your the mom are sissers in lameness. bah.

meowmeowmans said...

Great questions, kittehs! And just between us, we think your Mom did a pretty good job of at least trying to answer them. But don't tell her we said so, okay? :)

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Should we send over some liniment, seeing as your Mom is so lame????????

Purrs,
The Chans

Shaggy and Scout said...

You grilled her good guys!
Our mom isn't just lame she's lazy too!

Flynn said...

You gave your mom some tough questions there. At least she answered them which is more than my mum did.

Derby, Ducky said...

A day late is better than not at all!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Great questions guys! And yer Mom is BRUTALLY honest...

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