The foo-ton dood says that I has to gripe today . So ok, I haf no prollem with that.
Gripe #1: Nicky, get your butt off me. Whenever I am asleep I wake up to find your butt touching me somewhere. It's gross.
Gripe #K: Billy - stop stealing mine foods. When the mom gives me bites of food stop sticking your paw in and swiping it. I doesn't want to eat something your wet paws has touched. Yeah, I know that there's enuf foods for both of us, but can't you just wait your turn?
Gripe #8: Sammy - Dood, is it cool to spoon another dood when you sleep? It's kind of weerd to wake up and find you spooning me. Not that I mind that it's warm, but also, your bref could knock over a elefant. And it's still not as bad as the mom's bref.
Gripe #5: Nicky - yes I know you want a drink of water. That is why I choose to stick mine paws in and lick the water off of them. It serves eleventy four purposes but mostly it: cleans mine paws, I get to drink, it makes the water funky for the rest of you thereby annoying all of you and mostly annoying the mom and making her change it.
I think that about covers the gripes for today.