Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Griping Tuesday

MILES

The foo-ton dood says that I has to gripe today . So ok, I haf no prollem with that.  

Gripe #1:  Nicky, get your butt off me.  Whenever I am asleep I wake up to find your butt touching me somewhere.  It's gross.  

Gripe #K:  Billy - stop stealing mine foods.  When the mom gives me bites of food stop sticking your paw in and swiping it.  I doesn't want to eat something your wet paws has touched.  Yeah, I know that there's enuf foods for both of us, but can't you just wait your turn? 

Gripe #8:  Sammy - Dood, is it cool to spoon another dood when you sleep?  It's kind of weerd to wake up and find you spooning me.  Not that I mind that it's warm, but also, your bref could knock over a elefant.  And it's still not as bad as the mom's bref.  

Gripe #5:   Nicky - yes I know you want a drink of water.  That is why I choose to stick mine paws in and lick the water off of them.  It serves eleventy four purposes but mostly it: cleans mine paws, I get to drink, it makes the water funky for the rest of you thereby annoying all of you and mostly annoying the mom and making her change it.  

I think that about covers the gripes for today.  

 

14 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yes, I think you got all the griping highlights!

Random Felines said...

that just about covers it. :) although from our house we would like to add that we have a certain foster kitten that is kinda bouncy on the bed....

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Looks like a very thorough list. WE LOVE YOU, MILES!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Well played!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

well blogger ate our comment!
POOHEY!!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your teeny angel at the Bridge
*abby*

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We think those are pretty serious gripes. We would gripe TOO!

Flynn said...

Yup, sounds like you got them all covered Miles.

Georgia and Julie said...

Ha! We liked your gripes Miles!
Hope the others listen ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure,JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

meowmeowmans said...

Excellent gripes, Miles!

Sparkle said...

If I aired my gripes, I think the list would be twice as long as yours!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Wow, your life is hard, Miles. We can't even imagine elefant breaf. Ewwwww!

XOXO

Two French Bulldogs said...

I spoon mom
Lily (& Edward)

orbit said...

Sheesh! all of this reminds me of why I enjoy being the only cat here!!

William said...

You are on top of things, Miles!

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