Monday, February 17, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

Nicholas Naughtypants

Mommy says I has to apologize to whiney brat Miles for making him scream like a little girl chasing him around and biting him.  But I can't help it, he's really cranky.  He even hissed mommy.  Mommy says he may haf to go to the v-e-t, but she is not sure.  He gets so upset that the v-e-t cannot examine him because he pees on everything and pants so hard he gasps for breath.  anyway Miles I'm sorry you are cranky and that I have to chase you and bite you because of it.  Maybe you should stop being cranky.   

In other Meezer news, Billy has placed first in the Meezer olympic sport of ham-mick sledding and Sammy has placed first in the luge down the stairs.  I am competing in hallway speed sliding.  I think I'm winning.  

12 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

oh fer pete's sake. It sounds just like our house! The pandamonium, that is...

The Swiss Cats said...

MOL ! We love your report ! Purrs

Flynn said...

Sounds like you are all doing well in your Olympic events if nothing else.

The Island Cats said...

Oh Nicki, we bet it's fun to chase Miles, but it's probably best that you stop. Good luck with the Olympics!

Derby, Ducky said...

Sorry MIles is still so cranky. Keep up the good work with the Lympics.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh boy you better apologize
Lily

Georgia and Julie said...

Gee Nick, you must be placing pretty high in the biting the cranky kitty event ;)
heh,heh,heh
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure,JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

William said...

I think you need a calming collar, Nicky! Or maybe CAROLINE!

Oui Oui said...

What's THoE without a bitey or two? Isn't that what makes it exciting, besides the noise, that is?

Jans Funny Farm said...

Poor Miles. Maybe he's cranky because you guys pick on him so much.

Good luck with the Olympics.

Shaggy and Scout said...

We feel sad for Miles too.

meowmeowmans said...

Poor Miles. We hope he feels better soon. Those Olympic events of yours sound FUN!

Good thing....

MILES It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now!