Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Oh. MY. GROSSNESS.

SAMMY


This is hard for me to write.  Something happened to me that is just, well, unspeakable.  

First let me set the scene.  

The mom was not feeling well - her stomach was upset.  She wented to bed to see if sleeping would help her feel better. And, it was bedtime anyway.  Now, when she gets up in the middle of the night to use the human litter box, I ALWAYS jump up on the human litterbox seat and straddle the hole there, for a few seconds, to make sure that she knows where to plop her large butt.  She does not turn on any lights or anything so I has to help her.  Then when she is ready I jump on the big windowsill in the dormer window.  WELLLLLLL, she waked up that night and sat up in bed and then got up so I figured that she had to use the human litterbox.  So I did what I always do - I jumped up on it and straddled the hole.  And then, in a gross turn of events, she, um, well, she PUKED and some of it gotted on ME.  Not to mention that it got other places too 'acause I was trying to move and she was trying to move, and it was BAD BAD BAD.  I ranned out in the hallway, and she ranned after me when she was done.  And then she LOCKED US IN THE HUMAN LITTERBOX ROOM.  She cleaned up what she had to clean up, and THEN SHE GIVED ME  BATH.  She did not dunk me in water, thank Bast, but she gotted a washcloth and soap and rubbed it all over me to get the gross off.  OH. MY. BAST.  I was completely horrified.  After she was done rubbing soap and rinsing it off with the cloth she burritoed me in a towel and took me into the bedroom and held me unner the covers to keep me warm.  I wanted OUT but she said it was cold and I would get sick.  Anyway, I was not THAT wet so I sneaked out when she started snorking.  

I am still horrified.   

19 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

OMC we would be horrified too!!!!

We hope the Mom feels better soon.

The Florida Furkids

The Furry Kids said...

How horrible!!!! While we hope she feels better soon, we sure hope you are recovering, too. Make sure to take lots of naps today. You've been through a lot.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We're sorry to have to confess that our Mum burst out laughing Sammy and we are just so embarrassed by her. We hope your Mom won't report her to the authorities for her very bad behaviour.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh my werd sammy we hope you is not too traumatized!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy (and clean smelling) meezerman

your teeny Angel at the Bridge
*abby*

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Your mommy was trying to apologize the best she could. Cleaning you up (so you didn't have to do it yourself) was one apology. Wanting to snuggle and keep you healthy and warm was another.
But we are sorry it was so traumatizing for you.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh no! I hope your human feels better but how horrible to have to have a bath.

Sparkle said...

OMC, how traumatic for you!

The Swiss Cats said...

OMC ! We would have been horrified too ! We hope your mom feels better since the puke incident... We are emphatic, but we're sorry to tell you that mom laughed until she cries by reading your misfortune. Shame on her. Purrs

Flynn said...

OMC! Shouldn't itbe the other way round and you puking on her. I hope you have recovered from that terrible trauma. I hope your mum is feeling better too. Don't want her puking on you again.

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, we think that's the first time we've heard that a human yakked on a cat instead of the other way around.

Derby, Ducky said...

Oh Sammy, to be puked on!!!! We are horror-fied.

Georgia and Julie said...

Yikes!
We hope this horror does not stay with you and you can erase it from your mind.
Like...yuck! And water on top of that :o
Oh Sammy!!!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Oh Dear, Sammy, that was bad indeed We do feel a little bit sorry for your Mom too. It can't have been a lot of fun for her either… Anyway, try to put it all behind you, and TRY TO GET COMPENSATION!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh no poor momma. Hope she feels better
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Winston said...

I am horrifyed for you...I felled in a bath full of bubbles once (I was trying to pick them up & eats them) and I was trawmatized for WEEKS!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear. How horrible for both of you. We hope you r mom is feeling better and you didn't get a cold.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Our mom gotted sick the same way last week when she & dad were in Phoenix. She said it was an icky gross thing to do and she hadn't done it in a long time. She said it was worse because when you're sick all you want is your own bed and cats.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

*thud*

The Crew said...

Oh, ick. Ick, ICK, ICK!

Nailed her, um it

MILES Yeah, I did puke on the mom's lap.  Yeah she did jump up off the cowch Yeah i did go flying through the air about 5 feet.   ...