This is hard for me to write. Something happened to me that is just, well, unspeakable.
First let me set the scene.
The mom was not feeling well - her stomach was upset. She wented to bed to see if sleeping would help her feel better. And, it was bedtime anyway. Now, when she gets up in the middle of the night to use the human litter box, I ALWAYS jump up on the human litterbox seat and straddle the hole there, for a few seconds, to make sure that she knows where to plop her large butt. She does not turn on any lights or anything so I has to help her. Then when she is ready I jump on the big windowsill in the dormer window. WELLLLLLL, she waked up that night and sat up in bed and then got up so I figured that she had to use the human litterbox. So I did what I always do - I jumped up on it and straddled the hole. And then, in a gross turn of events, she, um, well, she PUKED and some of it gotted on ME. Not to mention that it got other places too 'acause I was trying to move and she was trying to move, and it was BAD BAD BAD. I ranned out in the hallway, and she ranned after me when she was done. And then she LOCKED US IN THE HUMAN LITTERBOX ROOM. She cleaned up what she had to clean up, and THEN SHE GIVED ME BATH. She did not dunk me in water, thank Bast, but she gotted a washcloth and soap and rubbed it all over me to get the gross off. OH. MY. BAST. I was completely horrified. After she was done rubbing soap and rinsing it off with the cloth she burritoed me in a towel and took me into the bedroom and held me unner the covers to keep me warm. I wanted OUT but she said it was cold and I would get sick. Anyway, I was not THAT wet so I sneaked out when she started snorking.
I am still horrified.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
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