Wednesday, June 25, 2014

game of cats

KING MOFFREY

We cannot have your kind hanging around mine kingdom.  You were born out of wedlock so you have to go to the wall and protect mine realm from allcthe weirdos beyond the wall

SAM SNOW

Wait, so you mean to tell me that because I was born out of wedlock I should be ashamed of myself and wander hundreds of miles in the snow to some giant wall to defend your stoopid kingdom from wild aliens and ice zombies?

KING MOFFREY

Yes.  So start walking and don't forget your parka

SAM SNOW

Um doofus we were ALL born out of wedlock and I'm not walking further than the food dish. Now since you too were born out of wedlock you get your furry butt to that wall

KING MOFFREY

How dare you speak to your King like that.  Billan Pain, bring me his head

SAM SNOW

Um gotta go

BILLAN PAIN

Shut up Miles I'm trying to sleep.  

KING MOFFREY

How dare you all speak to me that way.  Billan Pain bring me your head too. 

14 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, heads are going to roll. Not a good sign.

We came by to wish Miles a happy gotcha day.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, and a Happy Birthday to Meezer Mom.

Um, we hope you aren't going to cut off her head too. Not on her special day.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh boy, trouble us brewing
Lily & Edward

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Gotcha Day to Miles and Happy Birthday to Meezer Mom.

The Florida Furkids

Random Felines said...

hahahahaha

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

wait. what? nobody better do anyfing to sammie pie's head ofer there and i mean it. or heads will roll. bwahahahahah

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxo

Hannah and Lucy said...

Happy Gotcha Day Miles and Happy Birthday to Mom Meezer.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Happy Birthday to Meezer Mom and Happy gotcha day to Miles...the CB is saying it's your special day.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your teeny Angel at the Bridge
*abby*

The Crew said...

King Moffrey is going to have 2 heads for his purrthday party!

The Island Cats said...

Aw, man, we don't wanna see heads roll.

Happy Birthday to the Mom Lady Person!

Eastside Cats said...

Troubling times in the kingdom...

meowmeowmans said...

There might not be enough heads to go around, at this rate!

Happy birthday to Miles, and to the Mom, too!

Flynn said...

Sounds like things are not going quite the way you want them to King Moffrey.

Robyn Harton said...

OMC! I've never seen Game of Thrones but I'm laughing MY head off. Would you like my head, Miles. It's rolling around somewh3ere.
;)
Mom Robyn

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