Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Game of Cats

King Moffrey

{{fanning his fatness}}  Who says "winter is coming"?  Those stoopid cats from Winterfalled are wrong.  It's like 387 freaking degrees in here.  

Someone bring me one of those stoopy Winterfalled cats, so I can have their head.  

BILLAN PAINE

Um as chief head taker in the realm (of the living room) I am too frakkin hot and too frakkin tired to take heads.  If you wants a head King Poosie, er King Muppet, um King Muffler, whatever the frak your name is, you will has to take it off yourself.  

King Moffrey

Billy um Billan, that's what I pay you for

Billan Paine

you pay me? you pay me what! I should get paid in Ham.  You keep saying you pay me, but I has not seen anything that resembles payment for anything.  Maybe I should take off YOUR HEAD.  

King Moffrey

OOOOOOOOO that's TREASON!!!!!! TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD AND HAND IT TO ME.


SAM SNOW

Sheesh,. that king is a little bit INSANE.  Someone shut him up with a piece of Royal French Toast.  I'm trying to watch out this wall for aliens, um, wild things, or whatever they are.  

  

6 comments:

meowmeowmans said...

Haha! Royal French Toast. :D

We hope things cool off soon, because you;re right ... it's frakin hot!

Shaggy and Scout said...

French Toast......! Yess, that's the ticket!
It is awfully hot but we say NO to winter at this point in time too. Winter was so cold this year we need summer in these parts! Does that make sense??

Random Felines said...

you guys are all nuts...we think the heat has gotten to you :)

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We've never seen that TV show. But it seems nicely lethal from what we've heard...

Flynn said...

Be careful Billan! That King Moffrey sounds unhinged to me.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

We don't have H*O so we can't see that show.

purrs and nosekisses from your Angel
*abby*

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