Friday, July 25, 2014

What's the point?

MILES

The mom is just a lost cause.  I fail to see the point in hounding her for French Toast or chick-hen or anything.  She has a prollem with her ears and she cannot hear from one side, and it makes her sick to her tummy all the time. She doesn't efen go into the kit-chen anymore.  

I am looking at bus schedules.  I think that I will go live with the foo-ton dood.  Who does not efen HAF a foo-ton anymore.  Yep.  that's right.  The foo-ton dood GOT RID of the foo-ton.  

What's the point of efen waking up anymore? No french toast, no chick-hen, no foo-ton, it's like they are deliberately trying to make me leave and live somewhere else. 

 

13 comments:

Shaggy and Scout said...

Miles I got chick-hen last night! Little bites from moms plate. She's a push over.....you can come live with us.

Carolina Cats said...

Awwww, poor Miles. Can you be super snuggly and sit on mom's sholders? She misses Finny furry much so if you would do that, she would hand ofur the chick-hen any time you ask. We allso get little skwerts of whippy creem efurry nite!

Come on down to Norf Carolina!
Buddy

William said...

Well, we have a foo-ton, Miles. Only my mom doesn't cook. We'd have to go to like Denny's or something. Do you have a car?

The Island Cats said...

Miles, we hope your mom feels better soon so things will get back to the way you like them.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Pack your bag. Our Mommy says what's one more kitteh? She will fix you some chick-hens and french toast while your Mommy recuperates.
Sending her healing purrs from all of us.
XOXO

Pee Ess - we don't have a foo-ton, sorry.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh man Miles, that sounds horrible!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Miles, you're welcome to move in with us anytime! We don't get French Toast, even though we live in France but maybe #1 can learn to make it?

Purrs,
The Chans

Georgia and Julie said...

Oh Miles :(
We purr your Mom gets better soon so she can worship you and make up for all the transgressions of late!
Good time to mail yourself to a friend ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, Miles, things will get better. Your mom has to feel better eventually and then she'll be STARVING and you'll get all kinds of goodies. So hang in there.

pilch92 said...

I hope your mom gets better soon so she can spoil you. I thought you were swearing when you wrote efen instead of even-LOL.

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, you got it rough, Miles! Maybe the dude in the brown shorts can bring you some French Toast????

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Wait, she OWES you French Toasts!

Eastside Cats said...

Nuthin' worse than feeling dizzy! Hope your momma feels better soon.

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