Wednesday, August 13, 2014

humans are just weird

SAMMY

I just don't get it.  Why would the mom VOLUNTARIALLY take some medicines that make her *poop* out her ever living insides? Sheesh.  Please someone get me out of this house.  There's no place to escape the moaning and,well, frankly, the smell.  I tried to get into the joint Human/Kitty litterbox room but I almost gagged and I had to leave.  The mom said "well now you know how I feel whenever I have to come in here and scoop".  Well, that's OK.  But this, well, this is just un-ak-sep-table.  

I think I will stick mine self in a box and call the man in the bloo shorts.  Or the man in the brown shorts.  whichever one can get here faster.   

12 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, you've caught us wordless. Absolutely nothing comes to mind. But please don't mail yourself! It's too hard - and expensive - to get back home.

The Florida Furkids said...

If you put yourself in a box...come on down here to Florida!!!

The Florida Furkids

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

come and stay with me sammie pie!

smiles, auntie bee
xooxoxxoxo

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, we agree...humans are weird.

meowmeowmans said...

Oh that sounds dreadful. For mom AND for you, Sammy.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That just sounds horrible. Too horrible to be repeated. By the way, we tagged you on a writing process meme. Maybe you don't want to mention this part...

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Sounds like she needs a big litterbox...

Georgia and Julie said...

Yup, they are weird!
Try to get to the box before she does ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Georgia and Julie said...

WE also send purrs to your Mom so she will feel better soon.
That is a lot she has going on :o
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

The Swiss Cats said...

OMC, that sounds horrible ! We send your mom tons of purrs so that she recovers quickly and so that you can breath again ! Purrs

Flynn said...

OMC! I hope your mum soon feels better for your sake as much as hers.

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, sammy; be kind to the mom. it sounds like she gots to haff a "proseedjur" from the human stabby-place. sometimes poopin' feels good, but poopin' too much is no fun, an' we's sure she ain't enjoyin' it.

you kin come ofur to our place, just amember to ajuss yer co-ordinits acause we moved. mommer an' dad are goin' someplace called the WoollyBoogers in east Missery tomorrow an' the dbd is stayin' at our bean brofur's house, so we will haff the whole chez to ourselfs!! an' no bad smells here! (aside frum us, uf cawse.)

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