KING MOFFREY
BILLAN PAIN!!! GET YOUR ORINCH MENISS BUTT OFUR HERE.
Billan - what do you want Miles? I'm trying to sleep?
KM - WHAT DO I WANT? FERST MINE NAME IS KING MOFFREY. AND FIFTH, YOU ATE MINE FRENCH TOAST!!!
Billan - OH MY BAST!! are you STILL whining about that? you SPIT your mouthful of french toast IN MINE FACE. it was GROSS. it efen grossed out the mom lady person! THEN YOU STOMPED YOUR PAW IN THE MAPLY SYRUP and got it all ofur the mom lady person and she hadded to change her clothes.
KM - WELL IF YOU HADDED JUST WAITED TILL I CHEWED 3 MORE TIMES I WOULD HAF BEEN DONE AND YOU COULD HAF HAD THE REST OF THE FRENCH TOAST. but NO you hadded to come up to the plate and PUT YOUR ORINCH MENISS TONGUE on what was left on the plate and that got me mad and i tried to tell you to stop but i spit mine food on you instead of swallowing it.
so you know what this means, right?
Billan - no what?
KM - OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!
Billan - holy carp Miles, go take a nap or something. I'm not taking mine head off.
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
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What we wanna know is: which o'you is the Mountain of Snides?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Monday off to a good start..not!
We purr everycat keeps their head on.
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
uh oh somebody woke up on da wrong side of Monday.
purrs and kisses
your Angel
*abby*
OMC! Not only does King Moffrey spit all over you, he wants your head too?
Uhhh, we can just read you but we can imagine a grumpy kitty ! Purrs
We thinks Miles has a complex and it isn't good.
Keep your heads while those around you are losing theirs. That's a quote from somewhere in moms scattered brain.
Wow, you'd think spitting his food on you would be enough. Why do you have to take off your head, too?
OK, ya got us COMPLETELY baffled here. It must be a TV thing TBT doesnt watch (so of course, we never see it either). But it DOES seem catish.
Youse guys need to tellyport to ofur wherefur that tv program comes from. Dammit sez he "knows peeple" an' can getcha jahbs as stunt dubbles!
purrrrrrrfect response, billy. just primo!
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