Tuesday, August 05, 2014

OH MY BAST I did somefing HORRIBLE

NICHOLAS BADBOYPANTS

Deer mommy

I is sooooo vary sorry that I herted you so much.  I just wanted a little love in the morning to start mine day.  I did not realize that you were stabbing yourself in the leg wif your stabby die-a-bee-tus pen thing.  I is sorry that i felled ofur onto your hand and it moved and the needle broked off in your leg.  I know that you has been going through a lot of rough things lately - you still haf air bubbles in your ear drum and can't hear anyfing from the plane ride, and then you go to the physical torchur lady to help the pain in your back, and then the other day you smacked your foot into the wall and an entire toe nail came off and that bled all ofur the floor for a long time.  And now I broked off your die-a-bee-tus needle in your leg.  I is soooooooooo sorry.  Please don't make me move out.  I really did not mean to be bad and hert you. 

23 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

OMC we hope your Mom is OK!!! We're pretty sure that THIS one was REALLY an accident.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

OH ouch! I bet she yelled loudly. And I hope that she is okay!

William said...

Nicky, that made my paws sweat! I hope your mommy is OK and that no more terrible awful things happen to her!

Chesney Cats said...

Oh my, Nicky! We hope your mama is OK...we're sure she know you didn't mean to hurt her. Purrs to your mama & you!

Robyn Harton said...

Poor Mom. I don't think she'll make you move out, though Nicky.

PS. Miles, Angel Sanjee says she wants to come visit.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Oh Poor Mom and Poor Nicky. That is a terrible accident and we are sure, Nicky, that your Mom understands that and will forgive you…. in time…

Purrs,
The Chans

The Swiss Cats said...
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The Swiss Cats said...

Poor Mom ! We hope she's OK ! We know that's only a terrible accident, Nicky, and we're sure your mom understood it too after her yell ! Purrs

Hannah and Lucy said...

Ouch - we bet that was a nasty surprise for your Mom Nicky - still we're sure it was an accident.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL oh my!! Poor mommy
Lily & Edward

Random Felines said...

we know it was an accident and we know your mom won't kick you out - but you may want to start doing some serious sucking up!!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh my Nicky
We is purrin very hard for your Mompurrson.

purrs and nosekisses
your Angel
*abby*

Max said...

Oh man. Ouch. Dood you're really doing a number on her. Now get on Amazon and buy a big-assed magnet so you can gt that needle to jump back outta her leg. That should do it.

Eastside Cats said...

Oy vey! Poor mommy, and poor kitty! Hope you all feel better soon!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh sweet Nicky, we are certain you won't be kicked out. We are certain your Mom knows you didn't mean to hurt her.

pilch92 said...

I am sure your mom knows it was an accident. I hope she is OK.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Oh Nicky! You REALLY gotta be more careful around yer Mom. She sounds pretty problemy enough as it is.

Shaggy and Scout said...

OH Nicky she knows it was an ackseedent. You were trying to love her because you know she needed it, thats all.

The Island Cats said...

Ouch! That musta hurt! But she knows you didn't do it on purpose, Nicky. Just don't do it again, okay?

meowmeowmans said...

Oh no! Poor Mommy. We bet that hurt, but we are sure she knows it was an accident and that you are sorry, Nicky. Purrs to Mommy and you.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Your poor mom. We know you didn't mean it, but we hope your mom is better soon.

Derby, Ducky said...

Nicky, she will be OK. We gotta be careful not to hurt our beans!

Meowers from Missouri said...

sakes! dude, she knows you din't meen it, but jeez! that was a drefful thing to happen. we hopes she is all much betterer now!

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