Thursday, August 14, 2014

Our Writing Process

MILES

We has been tagged by Chey and Gemini and Ichiro to answer some qweschuns about our writing process.  

Qweschun 1.  What are you working on.  
                              Well for me personally it's a hairball.  For Billy, well he thinks he's chasing a fly, but really it's just a spot on the wall, but I doesn't want to make him feel bad 'acause he's blind in one eye.  Nicky is working on the neighbor to get some more foods (he stands on a table and swats at the neighbor) and Sammy, well I think he's working on some psychotherapy.  But maybe the qweschun is really about what we are working on writing.  Well, us, nothing.  But the mom has always had the idea to write a children's book starring ME!!!!! Captain Poosie!!!! wait, that's just WRONG.  It sounds like I should be some sort of turd-thing with a cape.  ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.  But she does want to write a book starring ME.  Because I'm her favorite.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  PPPBBBFFFFTTTT to the rest of you kittehs in the house.  


Qweschun F.  Why do you write what you do.  
                         Well, I believe that my thoughts are stoo-pen-dus and you all should share in them with me.  Sammy thinks that you all could learn from his psychosis.  Billy and Nicky just want to be furriends wif everyone.  Now, truly, we cannot be shur that the mom is akshually typing what we tell her to, or maybe she's just typing some drivel from her own psychotic brain.  But none of you would want to read that horror story, so we believe that she is typing what we tell her to.  


Qweschun 5.  How does your writing process work.  
                           Well, ferst we get the mom all liquored up with vodka, then we sit on her lap while she stares at us and then we take over her brain and she types what we tell her to.  
Really.  

It's true.  


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  


No, we don't force feed her vodka.  Although the jell-o shots are almost gone so maybe she has been........... oh Nicky, is THAT why you spin around all the time? YOU'VE been the one in the jell-o shots? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  That's just not right.  

Ok, back to the qweschun - how does our writing process work.  Well, obviously the mom's brain is damaged and she hears voices that she thinks come from us.  and she types what she hears.  we hear there is medication for that, but we won't let her get any.  HAHAHAHAHAHA.  

Seriously, we just tell her what is going on in our lives while she is at her "jahb" and she types it out. When she werks from home she gets a good idea of what goes on around here so she's pretty accurate. 

So, we don't know who has been or who has not been tagged, but we would like to hear from ALL of you - we will be checking your blogs so consider yourselves TAGGED!!!!!!

8 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That is of course why I want the woman to write about me. Sadly she doesn't do that much any more. And it annoys me. So I nap. Now I have to go watch a fight between Ichiro and Gemini under the futon where the Woman can't break it up.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

(hugs Sammy)
You have a great writing style.
purrs and nosekisses
your Angel
*abby*

Georgia and Julie said...

We think it would be great to read a book about you Miles :)
Your thoughts are stupendous ;)
We think it is so cool that you kitties "thought control" your mom :)
heeheehee
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Flynn said...

You have a very unique writing process Miles.

Shaggy and Scout said...

You answered the queschions very well and we love your writing style.....unique among cat bloggers, thats for darn tootin' sure!!!!
We love you!

The Swiss Cats said...

Your writing process is like no other ! Purrs

Katnip Lounge said...

Your family members sound *just* as...erm...crazypants as at our house!

We like that.

Jans Funny Farm said...

We did this a couple of weeks or so ago. It was fun. How is your mom doing now?

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