Monday, September 29, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

The Foods report - The mom is FINALLY off her awful Begetable-tarian diet and I gotted PORK CHOP and CHICK-HEN and BACON.  WOOOO HOOOOOO.  Now I don't feel so faint anymore

The Billy report-  he IS BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD.  Let's just leave it at this: he ranned outside when a naybor was ofur, then ranned across all the backyards and the mom started crying and the naybor almost collapsed running after him, and after he finally caught billy, and got him home, he turned around and Billy ranned out the door again.  By this time we was all laffin and laffin and the naybor was complaining he was going to die and the mom SCREAMED at Billy and he camed back.  

The Nicky report - he bit the mom on the stomach unner the covers in the middle of the night again.

The whacko report by psyko Sam - The aliens are enjoying the nice weather, which meand they WILL NOT SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF BAST.  I need to go back unner the bed.  

 

11 comments:

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

The mom person is back in good graces with the tummies!
Billy, you are just silly.
Nice report, Miles!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Life is normal! MOL

purrs and nosekisses
Your Angel
*abby*

Flynn said...

Billy, you have to stop being BAD BAD BAD BAD!

pilch92 said...

Such naughty kitties. Please join us tomorrow at 15andmeowing to celebrate Sammy and Joanie's 9th birthday-- we are having a giveaway.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Glad you finally gotted some pig and chick-hen. Sounds like poor Mom has been put through it this week. Take it easy on her, she brings home the bacon. Literally.
Happy Tuesday, kittehz!

Max said...

Time to get Billy a shock collar. And take video cuz I want to see when it goes bzzzt and he puffs out to the size of a basketball.

That's not mean, is it? Surely that's not mean... ;)

The Swiss Cats said...

Great report ! We can see everything is normal by you ! Purrs

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Well, at least you're getting some great food, Miles!

Purrs,
The Chns

meowmeowmans said...

Good report, Miles. You made us hungry describing all those good noms. Billy ... you gotta stop being bad, dude! No more running outside!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Glad your mom isn't starving you on veggies now. Ham and bacon are good staples. :)

We were remembering Billy's brain surgery today.

The Island Cats said...

Billy, if you keep doing stuff like that, you won't get any more bacon. ;)

How is Sammy doing?

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