NEWS FLASH!!! I GOTTED TURKEY FOR DINNER, SO THE MEEZER REPORT IS CANCELLED FOR TODAY WHILE I EAT MINE TURKEY.
I has a report - Billy excaped again and was found ACROSS THE STREET MAKING GOOGLY EYES AT A ALIEN. The mom opened the back screen door to take some meat out to grill, and Billy, who was in ANOTHER ROOM, came racing by her and ranned really really fast down the hill and across the street. Then he started wheezing and coughing and making googly eyes at a alien and the mom catched him and bringed him back home. Where she hollered at him for about eleventy six minutes and then
Oh, and Nicky has decided to live in a paper bag. MOL.