Tuesday, October 21, 2014

no woman YOU shut up

MILES


lissen woman, if I want to wander around the house screaming at things at the top of my lungs I will.  Stop saying "for pete's sake Miles, shut up".  just who is this "pete" anyway and why does i have to be quiet for him.  I want to scream at things.  they need screaming at.  I mean, that gel mat in the kitchen really gets out of control and I has to scream at it.  And so does the china cabinet.  And the buffet.  And that stoopid "torch-aire" lamp.  And mine ham-mick.  I has to scream at it before I lay down in it.  Why? well............... why not? And YOU.   YOU need a LOT of screaming at.  Yes, I'm leaning ofur the balcony looking down at you in the living room screaming at you.  You left me for a week and you need to be screamed at.  And I will scream at you from the top of the cowch too. 

 

14 comments:

Summer said...

A Meezer pipe down? Never!!

Georgia and Julie said...

Treasure does most of the screaming here ;)
All Moms need at least one screamer.
It helps them remember that we are here
and we need to be tended to ;)
We are glad your Mom is OK after her op :)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
and the mom (ours that is)

Two French Bulldogs said...

You tell her Miles. So who is Petes Sake?
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Derby, Ducky said...

Miles, send healing purrs to your mum. She needs that now, not all sorts of frantic screams. She is home now and will be around for a few weeks while she heals.

William said...

Miles, you and my sister would get along just fine. At least your mom doesn't say shut-the-swear-word-up.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Gee, Miles, dont hold back, just tell us what ya think.

MOL! OK, we arent ept enough ta do this, but consider yerself awarded The Scream Award. Picture the famous Munch 'The Scream' with YOUR head on the figure...

MOL!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Mommies need screaming at. A well known fact!

The Island Cats said...

Miles, you've been saving all that stuff up...and now you just blew! :)

Angel Prancer Pie said...

To quote some famous guy, Miles, we say: "Get er done."

HahaMeow!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Or are you just asking for ice cream, Miles?

Purrs,
The Chans

meowmeowmans said...

We understand, Miles. Sometimes ya just gotta let it all out. Right?

Winston said...

I doesn't really scream...I glare....it gets the message across wiv minimal effort...

The Florida Furkids said...

Raz runs down the hall yelling at invisible things too.

The Florida Furkids

Timmy Tomcat said...

Hmmm... Our Dad is a Pete but I don't think he is the one your Mum is talking about cause he yells "Cut it out will you!" and "Stop that already!".
She needs to chill fur sure
Timmy

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