Wednesday, November 12, 2014

so it's OUR fault?

MILES


I really don't know how far we can demote mommy/the mom/that woman.  Maybe she is not just HER.  But according to HER, it may be OUR fault that she has had somewhat of a setback in her recovery from her oper-way-shun.  According to HER, she may have picked up a cat who shall remain nameless (but is the only non-meezer in the house) to give him a pill because he cannot breathe, and now she may have something called a HER-KNEE-A.  I don't know what it has to do with her KNEE because she keeps holding her stomach and saying it hurts.  But she has to have some other CAT do a SCAN on her either today or tomorrow to find out if she just pulled a muscle or has a HER-KNEE-A.  Her doctor said that there was "thickening" in the area he oper-waited on.  Well that's easy to explain - she's fat.  MOL.  She says it could have happened because we are ALL FAT and she is not supposed to pick us up.  But the non-meezer in the house was having prollems breathing and SHE had to get a pill down his throat to make him better.  So SHE had to pick him up.  WE say she's stoopid for doing that - WE think she should have just tackled that orinch meniss on the floor and shoved the pill down his throat there.  But NOOOOOOOO, she had to try and be NICE about it.  See what that gets you? a HER-KNEE-A.  
  

11 comments:

Simba said...

Poor Mom. We hope it is NOT a Hernia. Billy, takes your pills!

Georgia and Julie said...

Oh noes!
We purr your Mom does not have a her-knee-a.
Maybe she should do the tackle on Billy ;)
heehee
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Random Felines said...

you guys need to be careful or your mom is gonna sell you off to pay her medical bills....

Jans Funny Farm said...

Are you guys trying to kill your mom or is that just an extra benefit of beating her up all the time? You will dearly regret it if you kill her. Who will feed you then? Be kind to the woman and talk nice about her or she might get am-knees-ya and forget how to open your food. Just sayin.

Hope she is okay.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

We're purrin for your Mom.

purrs and nosekisses for Sammy
from your Angel
*abby*

Summer said...

Ouch! I hope your human is better soon!

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, jeepers, your Mommy can't catch a break! We are purring and praying that she does NOT have a hernia.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Isn't it interesting how one thing leads to another....

William said...

Billy, you must not torture the mom. Do you think Miles and Sammy will take care of you like she does?

The Swiss Cats said...

Oh no ! We send healing purrs to your mom ! Purrs

Flynn said...

Oh no! I hope your mum doesn't have an HER-KNEE-A.Sending purrs to her.

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