Thursday, December 11, 2014

I think I better write this now

SAMMY

Deer Santa Paws

Normally I am a good boy - I protekt the house and that woman from aliens and ghosts all year, and it's exhausting.  I do a good job and in return I get kissies and scritchies from that woman and I get to sleep in her arms most of the night.  

HOWEVER, it has come to my attenshun that once last week, when I was just exhausted from keeping the aliens away from the house, that I told mine baby brofur Nicholas that you did not exist.  Now, I really did not mean it, I KNOW you is real.  But he was annoying me and trying to chase me around the house, and I was so tired.  Billy told him to stop because you were watching extra close, and I just blurted out that you was not real.  It made Nicky and Billy cry.  I is the oldest and wisest and the smartest, so they believed me.  Please forgive me Santa, I KNOW you is real and I hope that you will reconsider the coal I am sure to get in mine stocking.  

Love always
Your friend and bestest Meezer buddy
Samuel Alfonse (ELF-onse?) Meezer

PEE ESS: does you still like chocolate chip cookies? I will try and leave some milk out, but we are all tempted to drink it before you get here.  How about some beer? Or maybe Vodka? we has LOTS of that in the house, that woman drinks alot. 

PEE ESS ESS:  Miles told me to tell you that mine statement about that woman drinking alot is not troo. I apologize to you and that woman for the lie.  Maybe you can drop off a coal burning furnace with that load of coal I will be getting in mine stocking.  


NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I KNEW HE WAS REAL!!!!!!!  

13 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

of course you are a good boy sammie pie! i always knew that.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Two French Bulldogs said...

No worries. You will get lots of treats
Snorts
Lily & Edward

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Oh Dear. Poor Sammy! You did rather get yourself into a twist, didn't you? But we think you have done pretty well in salvaging the situation.

Purrs,
The Chans

The Swiss Cats said...

The way you salvage the situation is simply pawsome : we think you deserve some treats for it ! Purrs

Flynn said...

Sounds like you will be keeping warm this winter Sammy.

Georgia and Julie said...

We know you are a good boy Sammy, but you better quit while you are ahead and end and send that letter ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

William said...

I think you better leave some extra cookies for your mom, Sammy!

The Island Cats said...

That letter should do the trick, Sammy, but you might want to leave Santa Paws some extra cookies. :)

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We bet Sammy gets coal...

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh, of course Santa will forgive you! He understands how it is.

Shaggy and Scout said...

We are sure the booze is for Medicinal Purposes.
That's what our mom always says.....

Meowers from Missouri said...

youse guys are jus buzzackly like the sticky little persons we know. we knows yer in earnest about tellin' Santy Paws that yer sorry, an' we hopes he beliefs you. WE do!

Meowers from Missouri said...

youse guys are jus buzzackly like the sticky little persons we know. we knows yer in earnest about tellin' Santy Paws that yer sorry, an' we hopes he beliefs you. WE do!

I think I'm getting closer

MILES I think that I'm getting close to home!! I just hope mine plane stops and lets me off - otherwise I'll overshoot the house a...