Monday, December 08, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Here is the Meezer Monday NICKY report

The Miles report - he's a little upset 'acause he did not get French toast this weekend. And he was not allowed to slap his paws into mommy's mashed potatoes last night.  Or pet her steak.  Personally, I think the mommy was a little mean about it all. 

The Billy report - Mine brother is kind of not good. He's wheezing a lot more lately.  mommy thinks it's the cold weather.  

The Sammy Report - Sometimes when our naybor comes up Sammy follows mommy around and hollers are her - especially when she is in the kitchen with the naybor.  It's kind of funny 'acause mommy says he sounds like he is dying.  And I guess he does.  And he smacked Miles in the head last night for trying to sleep in his spot on the bed.  I told him that Santa does not like that and he told me that Santa does not exist.  WHAT????????

The mommy report - the mommy STILL has her drain in - I don't know what she is trying to drain. It doesn't drain the tub or anything when she is in it.  But she has to change bandages and stuff all the time and she says it hurts 'acause it's right where her pants and stuff are on her waist.  Oh, and I keep jumping on it.  Mommy says Santa does not like that, so I has to write a letter to Santa soon to 'splain stuff.  

That is the Meezer Monday Nicky report 

11 comments:

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Purrs and whiskerkisses
Your Angel
*abby*

Max said...

Hmm...if I managed to pet the peoples' steak, do you think I'll get more of it? Because that would be awesome.

Georgia and Julie said...

Tell Miles not to pet the steak, just eat it ;)
Purrs for Billy. Hope he is OK>
Purrs for your Mom too. We hope she feels better soon and can lose the drain!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

William said...

I think ALL you boys need to be extra good for both your mom AND Santa!

The Island Cats said...

There's never a dull moment at your house. We hope Billy feels better.

Two French Bulldogs said...

No foods! No bacons! Ugh
Lily & Edward

meowmeowmans said...

We sure hope Billy and Mommy feel better real soon. Now you kitties need to be good for Santa -- Christmas is coming real soon!

The Feline Contingent said...

Miles, you should teleport over to visist us! Our meowmie won't make you french toast, but she will let you eat frooty loops out of the bag and give you whatever noms you want!

She also said something about having toona for lunch...

Purrs & Headbonks,
The Feline Contingent
Lilith, Rosco, Tina, & Lucky

Jans Funny Farm said...

Sounds like you have a lot of 'splainin to do to Santa. You need to behave. There isn't much time before Christmas.

Please stop beating up your poor mom.

Question. Do you have word verification turned on for your blog? Reason for asking: Blogger is now putting it on blogs anyway and some bloggers thought we wouldn't get the robot numbers on an embedded page. But your page is embedded and here it is. Just trying to figure out if there really is a method to where we find it. :)

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Thanks for the report. I hope Billy and your mom get well soon.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Mebbe iffen ya stopped jumpin on the Mos hurty spots, there would be more French Toast!

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS