Monday, March 31, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


The Foods report - ice cream!!! and ham!!!!

The what did BIlly do report - he ranned outside Saturday when it was snowing.  he ranned INSIDE pretty quick.

The what did Nicky do report - he's been pretty good, he just likes to sit wherever mommy is and block the talking pikshur box so she can't watch it.

The syko report - oh wait, the mom GROWNDED him from the syko report this week for ferst trying to sell HER and then trying to sell hisself.  He was not succksessful in selling the mom or hisself.  And then he gotted a bad attitude about not being succksessful.  and he bit the mom on the shoulder.  and on the nose.  we has no idea why he's a cranky a**hole. 

The mom starts a new jahb today - it's only 10 miles from home instead of 90.  so we should see her more. 

Friday, March 28, 2014

Will it EVER be spring?

BILLY SWEETFEETS

While mine brofur is trying to sell mine mom lady person, or hisself, ME is waiting and waiting and waiting for spring.  ME ranned out to the porch last night and it made mine paws COLD.  And the weather man lady person on the talking box said SNOW this weekend.  ME just wants to do THIS: 

 ME is part of the PET PARADE!!!! 



Thursday, March 27, 2014

Not working out as well as I planned

SAMMY

Who knew it would be this hard to sell the mom? Maybe I should take a different option: 

For Sale:  

One seal point apple head meezer
Mature (edit by Miles) OLD
Cuddly (edit by Miles) lazy
Beautiful Blue Eyes (edit by Miles) looks like a cross eyed goober
Doesn't eat much (edit by Miles) - the pickiest eater you will ever find
Likes belly rubs (edit by Miles) - demands them to the point of being annoying

I look forward to your responses 

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

It's what happens when you don't share the chick-hen

SAMMY

I NEFUR eats people foods (well, except corm husks and broccoli on occasion) so when I asked you for some chick-hen last night and then I took elebenty eight minutes to figure out how to open mine mouth and take the piece out of your fingers and chew it, I was expecting another.  But what did you do? You said "you're not going to eat 2 pieces" and gave mine piece to that whiney Miles.  So, I bit you on the shoulder.  Serves you right.  Don't forget woman, there's a "For Sale" sign on your head.  

Now, where's the rest of that chick-hen?  

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

For Sale

SAMMY

One slightly used human.  Will sell to a good (or fair) home, cheap. 

Advantages: 

Has thumbs can open stinky goodness
gives good belly rubs

DisAdvantages

Does NOT open stinky goodness despite having thumbs
Snorks when she sleeps
complains about "all these cats" laying on top of her all night
Will sit on you if you stand on the human litterbox seat
will barf on you if you stand on the human litterbox seat
will put all the toys away while you are thinking about what to play with (even if it takes you 2 hours to decide)
does not like to share her dinner 
complains about all the "cat hair" on her clothes
complains when "some stinky orinch" cat farts on her

We would really just like a human that WILL open stinky goodness cans and not give us that "the v-e-t says you're all too fat and cannot have stinky goodness" lecture. 

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Oh. MY. GROSSNESS.

SAMMY


This is hard for me to write.  Something happened to me that is just, well, unspeakable.  

First let me set the scene.  

The mom was not feeling well - her stomach was upset.  She wented to bed to see if sleeping would help her feel better. And, it was bedtime anyway.  Now, when she gets up in the middle of the night to use the human litter box, I ALWAYS jump up on the human litterbox seat and straddle the hole there, for a few seconds, to make sure that she knows where to plop her large butt.  She does not turn on any lights or anything so I has to help her.  Then when she is ready I jump on the big windowsill in the dormer window.  WELLLLLLL, she waked up that night and sat up in bed and then got up so I figured that she had to use the human litterbox.  So I did what I always do - I jumped up on it and straddled the hole.  And then, in a gross turn of events, she, um, well, she PUKED and some of it gotted on ME.  Not to mention that it got other places too 'acause I was trying to move and she was trying to move, and it was BAD BAD BAD.  I ranned out in the hallway, and she ranned after me when she was done.  And then she LOCKED US IN THE HUMAN LITTERBOX ROOM.  She cleaned up what she had to clean up, and THEN SHE GIVED ME  BATH.  She did not dunk me in water, thank Bast, but she gotted a washcloth and soap and rubbed it all over me to get the gross off.  OH. MY. BAST.  I was completely horrified.  After she was done rubbing soap and rinsing it off with the cloth she burritoed me in a towel and took me into the bedroom and held me unner the covers to keep me warm.  I wanted OUT but she said it was cold and I would get sick.  Anyway, I was not THAT wet so I sneaked out when she started snorking.  

I am still horrified.   

Friday, March 14, 2014

Disapponted

MILES

I was bary disappointed that the hyooge lizzard turned out to be just SNOW.  With all the 'acitement and people panicking and all that stuff you would think that Godzilla was coming to town.  that would haf been lots more fun! 

This is mine disappointed face:
 

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

We are getting a lizzard today

MILES

Yep, I keep hearing the guy on the talking box saying something about an 18 inch lizzard coming today.  I don't know what the panic is - it's not like it's GODZILLA or something.  

  But then again. can an 18 inch lizzard bring traffic to a stop? The people on the talking box are saying to stay off the roads this afternoon.  I don't get it? oh well, it's prolly a people thing - I doesn't leave the house anyway so I won't get crushed by the lizzard.  
 ooooo, look at all the pretty snow outside!! I's going to snuggle into mine ham-mick and watch it.  Anyone want to join me? Maybe we will see this lizzard that everyone is talking about. 

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Trying Tuesday and Tattle Tale Tuesday

MILES


Sheesh, I've been TRYING to get the mom to help me with mine blog posts! She's just not co operwayting.  And I has to tattle on Billy - he peed on the guest bed in the spare room.  That's where I takes mine naps.  Now I cannot take mine naps.  I's getting VERY CRANKY.  

Friday, March 07, 2014

Fabulous Friday

NICHOLAS SLEEPYPANTS

I's sleepy today so I am not leaving the sleepy room, and I am also looking fabulous!

 
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Thursday, March 06, 2014

Thinkin Thursday

MILES 

I'm thinkin that I need mine own chef - you know, someone to make me pamcakes, french toast and ham.  the chef I has now is kind of useless.  

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Monday, March 03, 2014

Manic Monday

MILES

It's a Manic Monday Meezer report

Why manic?  - well the mom is a maniac.  She spent the weekend with the sucky monster going everywhere in the house, and stuffing stuff in bags and taking them out of the house and doing laundry and using the steam monster on the kitchen floor and the hallway floor and the human litterbox room floors.  then she complained about her back hurting.  SHEESH SLOW DOWN WOMAN

Foods - well she DID manage to make me pamcakes.  they were DEEEELISH. 

Billy - he stepped outside into the snow and RANNED back inside, hollering something about "nefur efur going out in the cold again"

Nicky - he's just running around hollering like a maniac.

Alien/ghost/dungeon/crazy report by the other maniac in the house - syko sam:  the aliens are quiet, the dungeon is quiet, the ghosts are quiet.  I think they are all plotting against me. 
back to you fruitcake hips. 

Ok, well that is our manic Monday report.  we hope that this week is QUIET. 

DANCE PARTY!!!!!

NICHOLAS DJPANTS